gaaraofthedamned's definitions
by Gaaraofthedamned September 17, 2011
Get the Nice thingsmug. A list of things/people that contain unoriginality:
-Most Rap music
-Family Guy
-Preps
-Jocks
-Most of America unfortunatly
-Most Rap music
-Family Guy
-Preps
-Jocks
-Most of America unfortunatly
by Gaaraofthedamned July 14, 2011
Get the Unoriginalitymug. Town/mini-city in Illinois, connected to the northwest side of Chicago. Noted for it's close proximity to O'hare Airport as well as featuring the Allstate Arena (where minor league teams such as the Chicago Wolves American Hockey League team play, as well as hold concerts), Donald E. Stephens Convention Center, and the Rosemont Theater (also a good concert venue).
by Gaaraofthedamned November 25, 2011
Get the Rosemontmug. Term applying to a suburban housewife who spends most of her time looking after her kids, taking them to and from school, little league sports games, music lessons, etc., in lieu of a career. There are essentially two kinds of soccer moms:
-The bad kind: the one most other soccer mom definitions on this site target. The ones that take rather conservative views and approaches to life, having negative perceptions on most forms of modern music, video games, TV shows that don't feature characters like Spongebob and Mickey Mouse, and any and all signs of non-conformity. The type that feel anything that isn't considered "family friendly" (at least by their standards) should be outlawed.
-The good kind: a soccer mom who hates being such. Chances are that the soccer mom life isn't what they want; either they had bigger dreams and ambitions that never took off or didn't get far, or who convinced themselves they were happy and didn't see the truth until it was too late. Much more tolerant of outside influences and non-family friendly things (so long as no one is forcing them onto their children). Soccer moms like these tend to escape their dull lives by reading romantic-often dirty-novels and frequently getting drunk on wine.
-The bad kind: the one most other soccer mom definitions on this site target. The ones that take rather conservative views and approaches to life, having negative perceptions on most forms of modern music, video games, TV shows that don't feature characters like Spongebob and Mickey Mouse, and any and all signs of non-conformity. The type that feel anything that isn't considered "family friendly" (at least by their standards) should be outlawed.
-The good kind: a soccer mom who hates being such. Chances are that the soccer mom life isn't what they want; either they had bigger dreams and ambitions that never took off or didn't get far, or who convinced themselves they were happy and didn't see the truth until it was too late. Much more tolerant of outside influences and non-family friendly things (so long as no one is forcing them onto their children). Soccer moms like these tend to escape their dull lives by reading romantic-often dirty-novels and frequently getting drunk on wine.
Not all Soccer Moms are stuck up bitches who think their children come before anything and everything else in this world.
by Gaaraofthedamned May 19, 2014
Get the Soccer Mommug. Referencing an episode of the Pokemon TV series when Ash Ketchum's attempt to use magic to communicate with his Pikachu backfires and ends up turning him into a Pikachu.
by GaaraoftheDamned November 6, 2012
Get the Ashachumug. Very talented and attractive Albanian-American actress and poet best known as Carmen on The George Lopez Show for the show's first five seasons.
Masiela Lusha is drop dead gorgeous and a great actress. The George Lopez show really went to hell after she left.
by Gaaraofthedamned January 4, 2012
Get the Masiela Lushamug. A College Town in western Wisconsin on the Mississippi River. Essentially a small town with many elements of a big city. A nice place for people who want an escape from the city but not city life altogether. Plenty to do year round, though mostly in Summer and Winter.
by GaaraoftheDamned January 2, 2013
Get the La Crossemug.