gaaraoftheDamned's definitions

Family Guy

The most overrated show in TV history. Peter Griffin is just Homer Simpson with hair, glasses, and a Boston accent, and the show's most famous jokes are either dragged out too long and/or repeated too many times. Not to mention the show relies too much on pop culture references to be funny. And anytime a song appears on the show (Rock Lobster, Surfin Bird, etc.), then suddenly every teen in America knows everything about the song and band-even if they never heard of either before.

FOX was smart to cancel Family Guy in 2002, but then they stupidly brought it back in 2005.

by GaaraoftheDamned December 14, 2012

School

Once one of the most important steps in creating and maintaining society, schools in the last 60 years or so have become about as effective as a condom with no covering on the tip.

Multiple factors have contributed to the downfall of school effectiveness, including (but not limited to):

*Teachers that treat students like they're more stupid than they really are

*Schoolboards and administrations that are more concerned with what the students are wearing than what they are learning

*Textbooks so boring and poorly written they make the worst parts of the bible look like the Harry Potter books

*Students who take out their frustrations with the school system on other students, making it hard for anyone to look forward to going

*Assignments, tests, and grading systems that make students start worrying about the smallest, most insignificant things.

Schools are really now nothing but prisons that let you go home every day-so long as you return the next.

by GaaraoftheDamned January 27, 2013

Rick Perry Strong

To use hate and bigotry to spread a political message.

Named after Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry's infamous video/ad of the same name.

Rick Perry lover: If we want to fix our economy, we need to stop giving welfare to the minority races.

Normal guy: Oh no he's gone Rick Perry Strong! Quick let's get him to a psychiatrist before he starts talking about making his religion and homophobia mandatory.

by Gaaraofthedamned January 2, 2012

Virgin, Utah

A small town in the middle of nowhere Utah about 4-5 hours away from Salt Lake City. Made the news in May 2000 when the town passed a law requiring all residents to keep and maintain a gun.

I wouldn't want to live in Virgin, Utah. The right to keep and bear arms should be a choice, not a requirement.

by Gaaraofthedamned May 26, 2012

Here comes Honey Boo Boo

The only TV show that can make Jersey Shore look good. Basically a reality show on TLC following a rural Georgia family trying to be as white trash and dysfunctional as possible, with most of the focus being on the family's seven year old beauty pageant contestant Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson.

This show represents all that is wrong with American society and why many people from other parts of the world think of us all as a bunch of idiot, redneck hicks.

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has got to be one of the worst ideas in the history of TV. When that poor girl hits her teens she's gonna realize how stupid her past TV life was and either kill herself or commit to a life of hard drugs and/or prostitution.

by GaaraoftheDamned January 6, 2013

MLA Format

Stupid, pointless method for writing a paper and citing your sources. Dictates that every little detail must be done in a certain way and if you make the smallest mistake then you deserve to fail (and be expelled if your in college).

The paper took me only a half hour, but I ended up spending all night correcting it because of the stupid MLA format rules.

by GaaraoftheDamned October 1, 2012

Masiela Lusha

Very talented and attractive Albanian-American actress and poet best known as Carmen on The George Lopez Show for the show's first five seasons.

Masiela Lusha is drop dead gorgeous and a great actress. The George Lopez show really went to hell after she left.

by Gaaraofthedamned January 4, 2012