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(N.) A horrible, horrible Documentary Reality Show starring Bubble Blonde Jessica Simpson and Singing Country Hick, Nick Lachey. Don't watch this show though, as it's horrifically bad.
"Last Time on 'Newlyweds,' Nick fought a bunch of Bumblebees and then took a nap, while Jessica discovered she had a Belly Button and then lost her train of thought and started drooling like a vegetable for ten minutes. So don't miss the next episode of 'Newlyweds,' right here only on MTV. Where Intelligence has no place and Music Stars are greater than GOD!"
"Last Time on 'Newlyweds,' Nick fought a bunch of Bumblebees and then took a nap, while Jessica discovered she had a Belly Button and then lost her train of thought and started drooling like a vegetable for ten minutes. So don't miss the next episode of 'Newlyweds,' right here only on MTV. Where Intelligence has no place and Music Stars are greater than GOD!"
Infamous Jessica-syncrosies.
Chicken of the Sea. Tuna or Chicken?
Rigor Mortis. What's dat?
Buffalo Wings. Yuuech! I don't wanna eat the wings of a Buffalo!
Tomorrow, I'll be 24. That's almost 25, which is almost mid-twenties.
Chicken of the Sea. Tuna or Chicken?
Rigor Mortis. What's dat?
Buffalo Wings. Yuuech! I don't wanna eat the wings of a Buffalo!
Tomorrow, I'll be 24. That's almost 25, which is almost mid-twenties.
by G-Union January 21, 2004
Get the Newlywedsmug. by G-Union November 6, 2003
Get the kikaidermug. N.) X-Treme Football League. A crappy football league created by Vince Mcmahon and launched in Feburary 2001. It started out very strong, but it's ratings literally cut in half every week and by the end of it's season, in April 2001, approximately 549 on the Planet were still watching. Vince McMahon also lost about $72 million with the XFL as well. The XFL nowadays causes massive amounts of laughter just by mentioning it. (He Hate Me!)
by G-Union December 18, 2003
Get the XFLmug. by G-Union May 19, 2003
Get the Fat Hoemug. An amusing new television show based on a crappy county that takes place in the next queerest part of California, besides West Hollywood and San Fransico, Orange County. For some reason, The TV show, The OC is not based on the 2002 Movie, "Orange County" starring Jack Black.
The OC was once said to be "8-Mile: The TV Series" just without Eminem, or Rapping, or Detroit, or a Trailer Park. What the hell did TV Guide mean by that?
by G-Union August 16, 2003
Get the The OCmug. (Kung Foe) Kung Faux (N.) A Kung-Fu Comedy TV Show/DVD where they take old Kung-Fu footage and edit the hell out of it to make it look like the actors are really saying different stuff and doing different things then the "correct" English dubbing would have you think. The comedy part about it is that all of the dialogue they replace in it is all Hip-Hop and Rap related and they usually get rappers (none famous) to Lip Sync the parts, which ends up being a hilarious Street Rap (as well as part Video Game)edition of a Kung-Fu movie.
Kung Faux comes on Canadian music channel, Fuse TV. Think of Spike TV's "Most Extreme Elimination", mixed with "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist", mixed with any given Master P or Ice Cube movie. The results? Some funny ass Hip-Hop TV!
by G-Union January 20, 2004
Get the Kung Fauxmug. (N.) X2: X-Men United. The ONLY good comic book movie of 2003, that's worthy of being in the theaters. Puts Daredevil and The Hulk to shame.
Look out for such mutants as The Beast, Gambit and Jubilee in the sequel to X2, X3 which is set to be released in May 2005.
by G-Union July 30, 2003
Get the X2mug.