g-union's definitions

Maggie Simpson

Age: 01 (or 02)
Enemy: Gerald the one eyebrowed baby
Greatest Feat: Saving the Family
Thought IQ: 167
Words Spoken: 7 ("Dada" and "You're the reason I can't talk" to Bart)
Times shot Mr. Burns: 2
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Pacifiers, and Hurting People, including Homer.

Maggie while just a baby is still a lot more liked than Lisa. When she grows up in the future, she's actually pretty good looking.

by G-Union February 24, 2004

Carmen Electra

Uh,... Everything that that "Carmen Sexy Bitch" dude said. She's hot and all, but two things. One, she's like 4'11" and that's no good, and Two, she had sex with Dennis Rodman. I wouldn't touch any girl that touched that.

(don't) Watch Till Death Do Us Part: Carmen and Dave on MTV. It's slightly less retarded than Newlyweds.

by G-Union February 25, 2004

Shit List

1. Johnnay - Pussy Ass Bitch who'll get dekcuF pU if I ever catch him out on the street.
2. Ja Rule - The newest and worst destroyer of Hip Hop ever.
3. Mike Slampak/"Pimp" - Fat Ass Bitch and a Gay Ass Virgin, too.
4. *Wonderboy Marvel* - 'Wracker' from faggot ass Houston. Loser. Wayne Brady 2010.
5. Alissa - Lame Ass White Bitch who thinks she invented Hip Hop. Raps worse than "Princess Superstar."

John-nay = Pus-say

by G-Union January 12, 2004

Hella Cool

(N.) A term made up in Southern California by Gwen Stefani of No Doubt. It means "Super Duper Cool" and is most oftenly used by assholes and douche bags trying to be hip-dope-fly. Eric Cartman of South Park also use to like using the lame phrase, too, but forgot about it soon after he got into it.

Gwen Stefani says you can be "Hella Cool", "Hella good", "Hella fly", "Hella dope", or "Hella mad".

by G-Union October 30, 2003

The Source

(N.) A glittery, more expensive type of toilet paper, that comes with advertisements inside.

I got something for my a** every issue. Thankyou, cause I keep running out of F****n' tissue. Oh lordy, I just got so sick at looking at you. (Benzino, the manufacter) At least now, I can see when nike has a new ten-nisshoe. -Eminem's new commerical for The Source

by G-Union May 8, 2003

The OC Fanatics

(N.) Teenage females who obsess too much about The OC, which is an extremly phony, unbelievably false reality of a Teen Drama. (You'd think it'd be on The WB, but it aint.) OC fanatics have all and every merchandising product released for that show and they go on AOL.com every night after it airs to talk to other OC fanatics about how much that night's episode was "Hella Cool."

My little sister Tammy is an OC Fanatic. She even gave up her old favorite show, "Angel", for this ridiculous junk. (not that that show was any better) They're all obsessed about A show that hasn't even been on for a whole season yet and has about as much believability to it than the sentence, "Ja Rule is a talented music artist and probably, one of the world's most influential and greatest rappers to ever exist."

by G-Union October 30, 2003

Earworm

(N.) A terrible song usually made by a terrible artist that despite it's awfulness, seems to be catchy enough to get stuck in your head until the point you can't get it out. You soon start to hum it all the time, even if you don't like it and may even eventually get used to it. Earworms usually last anywhere between 2 to 6 weeks (based on how often the song plays) and occur about every other month.

Examples: Britney Spears: "Toxic", J-Ho: "Jenny From The Block", and any Justin Timberlake song after 2002.

Hey Ya isn't an Earworm. It's just a damn catchy song! Toxic, now that's an Earworm! Despite Britney's terrible singing voice, the hot, secret-agent like beat will turn it into an Earworm.

by G-Union February 2, 2004