Definitions by g-union

Beer Tampons 

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

Beer Tampons by G-Union May 19, 2003

Baha Men 

(N.) The pure apitome of obnoxious one-hit wonder. Also see The Macarena.

Who let the dogs out? Woof, Woof, Woof! - Baha Men

Baha Men by G-Union May 19, 2003

Macarena 

(N.) The deadly disease that crippled 98% of the world, back in 1996. It was quickly cured, and went away fast, though.

(Spanish Gibberish) Hey Macarena! All Right!

Macarena by G-Union May 19, 2003

Rings around Neptune 

(N.) Something really cool and kooky!

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch is SO Not rings around neptune.

Rings around Neptune by G-Union May 19, 2003

Mockavelli 

(N.) When Jeffrey "Too Sweet" Atkins tries to imitate the late, great Tupac Shakur. Also See Ja "faggot to the tenth power" Rule.

You Mockavelli! Get Yo' Own Idea- Some dude off of D12 in the anti-Ja Rule song, 'Do-Re-Mi.'

Mockavelli by G-Union May 19, 2003

Bubblegum Hip Hop 

(N.) A type of music that is 85% Pop, 14% R&B, and 1% Hip Hop. Made famous by suburbian teenyboppers.

TLC is the perfect example of Bubblegum Hip Hop.

Bubblegum Hip Hop by G-Union May 19, 2003

Boatloads of Ass

(N.) Something that is so much beyond sucking, it can only be described as this term. (much like a lightyear is so long, it can only be described by a unit of time)

Ja Rule, Benzino, Mandy Moore, and Billy Joel sucks BOATLOADS OF ASS!

Boatloads of Ass by G-Union May 19, 2003