Definitions by fugitive247
brain surgery
(adj.) Much like "rocket science," this term is used to describe any activity which may seem overly intricate to the average Joe Sixpack.
I asked Billy Bob to program the DVR to automatically record WWE every week. He looked at me like I expected him to perform brain surgery.
brain surgery by fugitive247 November 10, 2004
rocket surgery
A line in a hilarious Chris Rock comedy act states that one shouldn't eat green meat. No kidding. It doesn't take a degree in rocket surgery to figure out something like that! ;oD
rocket surgery by fugitive247 November 7, 2004
rocket science
It doesn't take a degree in rocket science to figure out that any email from a stranger with an attachment and a subject line that says, "I Love You", contains a virus.
rocket science by fugitive247 November 7, 2004
yo-yo
(n.) a form of childhood torture referred to as a game, usually inflicted by older children (most often siblings) upon younger ones.
The aggressor will pin their victim laying face-up on their back, sitting on their chest and making sure the victim cannot move their arms. Then the aggressor leans over the poor kid and dribbles a string of spit towards the kid's face until it almost reaches, then sucks it back into the mouth. Odds are, the longer this action is repeated, the victim will end up wearing saliva. This ritual generally lasts until either: 1) the aggressor tires of his fun, or 2) an adult intervenes.
The aggressor will pin their victim laying face-up on their back, sitting on their chest and making sure the victim cannot move their arms. Then the aggressor leans over the poor kid and dribbles a string of spit towards the kid's face until it almost reaches, then sucks it back into the mouth. Odds are, the longer this action is repeated, the victim will end up wearing saliva. This ritual generally lasts until either: 1) the aggressor tires of his fun, or 2) an adult intervenes.
"That bully, Ron, gave my little brother the yo-yo treatment last week, but my big brother caught him and gave him the mother of all wedgies!"
yo-yo by fugitive247 October 30, 2004
monkey balls
(n.) Nickname of the seed pods produced by sugar maple (Acer saccharum) trees (Liquidambar styraciflua, according to other sources). When ripe, these hard, spiky green balls are about the size of ping pong balls, and make excellent, abundant projectile ammo.
monkey balls by fugitive247 October 30, 2004
Trekkie
(n.) A fan, avid or otherwise, of at least one Star Trek series or movie. Devotees who totally immerse themselves in this subculture have given this term a somewhat negative stereotype, turning the majority of the fan base into the butt of many lame jokes. More "reality based" Trekkies, hoping to differentiate themselves from the habituous character-emulating, convention-attending crowd, choose to accept the label of "Trekker".
"John has the entire 3 seasons of the original Star Trek on DVD. What a Trekkie!"
"Nah... John's more of a Trekker. At least he doesn't go to half a dozen conventions a year dressed as a Klingon."
"Nah... John's more of a Trekker. At least he doesn't go to half a dozen conventions a year dressed as a Klingon."
Trekkie by fugitive247 October 29, 2004
lemur
(n.) Not to insult the nocturnal creature (Lemuroidea) from which this term was gleaned, it is used in the hack/tech community as a word-play on "lamer".
Lloyd Blankenship is NOT +++The Mentor+++!!! He's just a thieving lemur.
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One's average script kiddie is a classic example of a lemur.
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One's average script kiddie is a classic example of a lemur.
lemur by fugitive247 October 29, 2004