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Shittiest music ever made. It's always about either how much drugs I do or how many women(or men) I fuck.

The only thing that can top rap music is the music videos, which always are about the rapper in the center while women in bikinis dance in the background.

Rappers almost always say "fuck the police" in their songs, but would not hesitate in calling them if they were being robbed.

Completely talentless, this music(if that's what you want to call it) is the pinacle of humanity's intelligence declining.
You can't spell CRAP without RAP
rap by fuckitall June 18, 2006

gangsters 

Retards to "claim" a city which could give less a fuck about them.

Most of the time they are 30 year olds who haven't gone through puberty, still live with their parents, work in McDonalds for a living, and still believe they're the shit.

They usually require 5 or more people to beat one person up, because they're too much of pussies to fight by themselves.

A waist of space, and an insult to everything.
Person 1: Homie G gangsters just got capped for claimin' their home town.

Person 2: Who gives a shit? Less to worry about.
gangsters by Fuckitall June 11, 2006

Jessica Simpson 

Has everything a man wishes of a woman:
1. Big breasts
2. Big ass
3. No brain
Jessica Simpson? That dumbass blonde?

I don't care, I'd still fuck her.
Jessica Simpson by Fuckitall June 11, 2006

reality tv 

A very good example of how easy it is to keep people in today's world entertained. It's always about a group of 20 or so, very retarded people competing in stupid shit and rambling some of the stupidest things ever said. C'mon people, how can watching a bunch of people living inside a house while having their every move recorded be good TV?
GET A LIFE!!!

The shittiest thing to happen to the U.S. since George W. Bush.

Was started with Road Rules in MTV(figures)
Person 1: Are you going to watch that new reality tv show about 2 monkeys scratching their balls for an hour?

Person 2: No, I'm going to watch the one about people inventing really stupid shit.
reality tv by Fuckitall June 11, 2006

reality tv 

A good example of how easy people can be entertained in the world of today.

Usually consists of 20 or so people, whoms IQ would add up to 64 if combined and have absolutely no chance of making it in the real world. Instead, you watch these people make total asses of themselves for public tv.

A waste of time, and a good example of how networks just have too much money and no good ideas. It was started my Road Rules of MTV(figures)
Person 1: Are you gonna watch that new reality tv show about two monkeys scratching their balls?

Person 2: No, I'm gonna watch that new one about people inventing stupid shit.
reality tv by Fuckitall June 11, 2006

puff daddy 

A creature who survives by feeding off other people's talent.

Besides the gay name, he is also master of taking a good song and converting to the worst thing your ears can hear.

Lives in the society called rap, where other talentless creatures reside.
we now see the puff daddy attempting to create a song of his own, a pathetic attempt nonetheless.
puff daddy by fuckitall June 11, 2006
Possibly the greatest rapper of all time. He was the man that kept rap in it's purest form, and when he died, it turned to shit.
The death of tupac ended the RAP as it was once known, and then became CRAP.
tupac by fuckitall June 11, 2006