Definitions by fuck off nosy ass prick

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[big shot]] 

Spamton's famous phrase that somehow hasn't been on the dictionary yet, despite being a meme longer than hyperlink [blocked]

P1: how is "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A big shot" not in the dictionary yet?
P2: idk don't worry I'm making a definition for it right now

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[big shot]] by fuck off nosy ass prick December 14, 2021

Babies 

Little shits that just cry and don't do their fucking taxes, and also they exist when a piece of rubber decides to breaks

Babies.

Babies by fuck off nosy ass prick December 14, 2021

scp-666.5-J 

a dish of food served at a party in one of the SCP sites that makes your asshole go through multiple localized XK-Class scenarios. You don't die, you just really wish you do as this is happening.

D-(number): oh shit was that a SCP-666.5-J? Oh god oh shit fuck shit AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
D-(different number): actually it's "666 and a half -J," and also you one unlucky sonofabitch.

scp-666.5-J by fuck off nosy ass prick December 11, 2021

Joe Su 

Joe momma sus 😳

A version of the "Joe Momma" joke that I'm honestly not completely sure anyone thought of before me. (Pretty sure it's been thought of a bunch of times tho)

P1: have you heard about Joe Su?
P2: Who's Joe Su?"
P1: Joe momma sus"
P3: Lmaoooooooō
P4: bruh did you just say lmao in real life? That's kinda sus
P5: WHY IS AMONG US FUCKING EVERYWHERE
P6: amogus*
P5: ...
P5: I hate you

Joe Su by fuck off nosy ass prick December 11, 2021

Litle dik 

When someone's dick is so tiny that you remove a letter from both words

Take a look at:
litle
dik
Your pp

Timmy wasn't afraid of having a boner because his litle dik was too small to get bigger

Litle dik by fuck off nosy ass prick June 14, 2021

Sticky milk

It's either old milk or cum.

P1: I love sticky milk
P2: what the fuck

Sticky milk by fuck off nosy ass prick June 14, 2021

SSA

Wether you're gay, bi, joking, or confused after seeing this, you searched this on Urban Dictionary so you know it's sexual.

It's also ass backwards.

You prolly know what it means if you searched Urban Dictionary.

"Did you know ass backwards is SSA?" *Chuckles*

SSA by fuck off nosy ass prick June 14, 2021