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MAN-ipulator

A chick who manipulates men for free stuff.

She will often go out on dates with guys she doesn't like just because she is hungry. She will also sleep with guys for a fur coat, or will try and get loads of cash off of men she dates.

Basically, a hooker with all the pretext and none of the fun.
Ryan: Man, Kinsey's such a MAN-ipulator.
Ben: How much did you blow on her last night?
Ryan: Including that fur coat? Three hundred dollars!
Ben: *shits himself*
by fubsish September 23, 2009
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Bwaaaaaah!

Exclamation used by TV character Hank Hill in nearly every episode. Conveys a sense of startled horror.
Bobby: DAD! I JUST TOOK A DUMP ON YOUR LAWN!!
Hank: BWAAAAAAH!
by fubsish November 21, 2009
mugGet the Bwaaaaaah!mug.

Talk with Jesus

To get things straight in one's life; to face the truth. To be blunt, frank, and outspoken. ie to yell at somebody and tell them to clean up their fucking act!
Becky had to call up Rita and have a little Talk with Jesus because she called his husband and screamed at him for two hours in Russian.
by fubsish January 28, 2010
mugGet the Talk with Jesusmug.

Spank the Hamster

Ted: I'ma go Spank the Hamster for no reason.
Dilbert: 'Kay.
by fubsish August 14, 2009
mugGet the Spank the Hamstermug.

five year plan

taking five or more years to complete high school or college.

high school seniors who have failed will be known as "super seniors" the next year. college students who have failed, or have decided to spend more than four years in college, will ALSO be known as super seniors.
Looks like Aaron failed again! That silly bastard. Looks like he's making a five year plan!!
by fubsish October 2, 2009
mugGet the five year planmug.

Fuck the what??!

When "What the fuck" is to fucked up.
Joe: Dude, did you hear about that soldier who shot all those other soldiers down in Texas?

Ben: Fuck the what??!
by fubsish November 5, 2009
mugGet the Fuck the what??!mug.

Bike-Curious

A man interested in buying a Harley motorcycle.
Jim dreams of buying a Harley someday; Jim is bike-curious.
by fubsish November 4, 2009
mugGet the Bike-Curiousmug.

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