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Wankerchief

A handkerchief, bandana, or similiair item used to wipe up or catch cum after/during jerking off. So called a "wankerchief" because it's used for wanking.
Paul's wankerchief was crusty and knotted from his pixie-sticks and porno adventure last Friday night.
by fubsish September 13, 2009
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Toob Whore

One who spends all their time on the intra-webs. Looks like a slug. Is warm and slightly sticky, leaving a trail of sweat and goo behind wherever it roams.

Enjoys going onto chatrooms. Will spend most of its days playing WoW and talking about new or upcoming additions. Constantly blams WoW's new shit, even though they don't charge for it.

A Toob Whore also enjoys saying "k", "what?", and "ah"/"wtf?" or "..." instead of making real conversation, as they cannot, physically, keep up any existing conversation. Sometimes, when they're REALLY excited, they say "inorite?". When asked a question, they will ALWAYS, and believe me, ALWAYS use "dunno", for they cannot actually summon the energy to think, as they are to lazy asking somebody else to pass them the Oreos.

Often use emoticons, as their facial muscles have become weak and flabby, much like their arms, after years of sitting in front of a screen in a darkened room. Common emoticons include, but are not limited to:

:/, >-<, >_<, o.O, O.o, o_O, o-O, :p, XP, etc.

However, if you get angry at a Toob Whore, they will not get angry back, as they a) do not have the energy, b) do not have the courage, c) care, and d) have more than two braincells to rub together in the first place. Also, they don't want to loose their real-world friend, who is the only thing keeping them from being demoted to "loser" status.
orynx1213: i really hate this chick. she pisses me off so much.
toobwhore1337: k
orynx1213: don't you care?
toobwhore1337: no

phanmann45: so, like, did you hear that new kanye west track?
toobwhore1337: :P
phanman45: ? i thought you loved kanye west??
toobwhore1337: i do.
phanman45: then why ":P"?
toobwhore1337: dunno.

Ben: Kody is such a Toob Whore.
Ryan: What's a Toob Whore?
Ben: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
by fubsish September 14, 2009
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$$

Ben: You better have my $$ by Friday.
Ryan: $$?
Ben: Money Money.
Ryan: You could've just said that.
Ben: I still want my $$ by Friday.
Ryan: Tay.
by fubsish September 23, 2009
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MAN-ipulator

A chick who manipulates men for free stuff.

She will often go out on dates with guys she doesn't like just because she is hungry. She will also sleep with guys for a fur coat, or will try and get loads of cash off of men she dates.

Basically, a hooker with all the pretext and none of the fun.
Ryan: Man, Kinsey's such a MAN-ipulator.
Ben: How much did you blow on her last night?
Ryan: Including that fur coat? Three hundred dollars!
Ben: *shits himself*
by fubsish September 23, 2009
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Corpse you up

Noun: To kill someone. The act of killing somebody.
I'm gonna' corpse you up! Corpse you up and mail you to Momma!!
by fubsish September 26, 2009
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five year plan

taking five or more years to complete high school or college.

high school seniors who have failed will be known as "super seniors" the next year. college students who have failed, or have decided to spend more than four years in college, will ALSO be known as super seniors.
Looks like Aaron failed again! That silly bastard. Looks like he's making a five year plan!!
by fubsish October 2, 2009
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Diablo Spawn

Diablo Spawn is the share ware version of Diablo, a 1997 computer game made by Blizzard, the makers of the Warcraft and Starcraft franchises. Blizzard also created World of Warcraft in 2005.

Basically, way back when LAN parties were cool and MMORPG's were still very early on in their evolution, one would install Diablo Spawn on their friends computers, then run an online play with them while using the ACTUAL Diablo to run the operation.

Diablo Spawn comes free with the Diablo CD, which you can find in the Diablo Battle Chest, for 30 bucks at Walmart. If you want a bit of late-1990's retro action, then buy it and play your troubles away.
Greg installed Diablo Spawn on Mike's, Jordan's, and Eric's computers, so he could play it as an MMORPG with his friends, without them having to buy the game separately.
by fubsish March 30, 2010
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