Useless Textbook

A phrase used by parents of, or by, a failing student when referring to their shitty grades. Usually because they refuse to admit that said student is a lazy bum who won't study. Usually these students are "special".

Mr. Lala: Well, Mrs. Smith, to be frank, Billy has a 28% in my chemistry class.

Mrs. Smith: What??! That's some load of crap, Mister! I mean, look at his textbook! It's useless! It's a useless textbook!

Mr. Lala: ...But he doesn't even pay attention in class. And all of his homework is incomplete.

Mrs. Smith: I'll have your job for this!!

by fubsish September 09, 2009

Case sensitive

A condition by which the person affected is always dropping cases, be it CD cases, photo frames, or really anything else that should not be dropped.

John dropped my fucking thirty dollar CD case! I just paid for that thing, and it's broken! That mofo is case sensitive.

by fubsish December 09, 2009

$$

Money Money.

Ben: You better have my $$ by Friday.
Ryan: $$?
Ben: Money Money.
Ryan: You could've just said that.
Ben: I still want my $$ by Friday.
Ryan: Tay.

by fubsish September 23, 2009

Masturbation

The loneliest number that you'll ever do.

Billy opted for masturbation, because it's just no good anymore since she went away.

by fubsish June 29, 2010

Corpse you up

Noun: To kill someone. The act of killing somebody.

I'm gonna' corpse you up! Corpse you up and mail you to Momma!!

by fubsish September 26, 2009

Athemas

Christmas for Atheists. Athemas is celebrated on the 21st of December (the Winter Solstice), and entails everything that Christmas does, minus the "Christ" part.

Ansel's family are Atheists, so they get to open their presents early this year, on Athemas day. Luckily, I'll be laughing at them when they're in HELL!!

by fubsish November 07, 2009

Fuck the what??!

When "What the fuck" is to fucked up.

Joe: Dude, did you hear about that soldier who shot all those other soldiers down in Texas?

Ben: Fuck the what??!

by fubsish November 05, 2009