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Bwaaaaaah!

Exclamation used by TV character Hank Hill in nearly every episode. Conveys a sense of startled horror.
Bobby: DAD! I JUST TOOK A DUMP ON YOUR LAWN!!
Hank: BWAAAAAAH!
by fubsish November 21, 2009
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Spank the Hamster

Ted: I'ma go Spank the Hamster for no reason.
Dilbert: 'Kay.
by fubsish August 14, 2009
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five year plan

taking five or more years to complete high school or college.

high school seniors who have failed will be known as "super seniors" the next year. college students who have failed, or have decided to spend more than four years in college, will ALSO be known as super seniors.
Looks like Aaron failed again! That silly bastard. Looks like he's making a five year plan!!
by fubsish October 2, 2009
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Talk with Jesus

To get things straight in one's life; to face the truth. To be blunt, frank, and outspoken. ie to yell at somebody and tell them to clean up their fucking act!
Becky had to call up Rita and have a little Talk with Jesus because she called his husband and screamed at him for two hours in Russian.
by fubsish January 28, 2010
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Fuck the what??!

When "What the fuck" is to fucked up.
Joe: Dude, did you hear about that soldier who shot all those other soldiers down in Texas?

Ben: Fuck the what??!
by fubsish November 5, 2009
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[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

Text symbol for one hundred dollars. Used by those who think they're bangin'.
OVER FACEBOOK CHAT:::

Quincy: Yo, homie! I got me a ̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅!
Jack: Fuck shit yes, what you gonna do wit it?
Quincy: Shit, boy, I think I'ma go get some chron! You wanna go hit that shit up?
Jack: Hells yeah, I be over in five.
by fubsish October 16, 2009
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Useless Textbook

A phrase used by parents of, or by, a failing student when referring to their shitty grades. Usually because they refuse to admit that said student is a lazy bum who won't study. Usually these students are "special".
Mr. Lala: Well, Mrs. Smith, to be frank, Billy has a 28% in my chemistry class.

Mrs. Smith: What??! That's some load of crap, Mister! I mean, look at his textbook! It's useless! It's a useless textbook!

Mr. Lala: ...But he doesn't even pay attention in class. And all of his homework is incomplete.

Mrs. Smith: I'll have your job for this!!
by fubsish September 9, 2009
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