fubsish's definitions

Talk with Jesus

To get things straight in one's life; to face the truth. To be blunt, frank, and outspoken. ie to yell at somebody and tell them to clean up their fucking act!

Becky had to call up Rita and have a little Talk with Jesus because she called his husband and screamed at him for two hours in Russian.

by fubsish January 28, 2010

Spank the Hamster

A term for masturbation.

Ted: I'ma go Spank the Hamster for no reason.
Dilbert: 'Kay.

by fubsish August 14, 2009

five year plan

taking five or more years to complete high school or college.

high school seniors who have failed will be known as "super seniors" the next year. college students who have failed, or have decided to spend more than four years in college, will ALSO be known as super seniors.

Looks like Aaron failed again! That silly bastard. Looks like he's making a five year plan!!

by fubsish October 2, 2009

-_\\\

An emoticon that means emo. Used in IM or internet usage to say that you or somebody else is acting emo.

Greg: FUCK I just HATE everyone around me! You can all go fuckin die!!
Jordan: -_\\\

Elisha: Stop posting stuff on my updates! It's really clogging up my system and I hate the constant notifications -_\\\.

by fubsish March 23, 2010

up there

When somebody is fairly high, e.g. after having smoked a very strong strain, or after having smoked a few bowls in a short amount of time. Also can apply to smoking a normal amount, but taking VERY LARGE tokes.

Andrew: How high are you?
Billy: I'm up there.

Alexis: Oh. My. Gawd. Are you high, Sidney?
Sidney: ...I'm up there.

by fubsish October 19, 2009

Bike-Curious

A man interested in buying a Harley motorcycle.

Jim dreams of buying a Harley someday; Jim is bike-curious.

by fubsish November 4, 2009

Cluck

A woman who constantly worries and frets about things to the extent where everything she says becomes completely meaningless.

Woman: Oh, gee, don't forget to take your ibuprofine and take the trash out! If you're going out, don't forget to put on a coat! And don't forget that your gloves are in your coat pockets!
Man: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! SHUT UP, YOU DUMB CLUCK!

by fubsish October 18, 2009