fox JK's definitions
1. Hanging out playing music
2. Generally having a bit of a laugh
3. A weed smoking game where you listen to Marley's song Jammin and have a toke every time he says Jammin. You gonna need a bigger spliff white boy, he says it a helluva lot!
2. Generally having a bit of a laugh
3. A weed smoking game where you listen to Marley's song Jammin and have a toke every time he says Jammin. You gonna need a bigger spliff white boy, he says it a helluva lot!
1. We were jammin since Steve took his guitar and Agyness brought the washboard.
2. We were jammin, 'twas fun!
3. We were playing Jammin and my seester puked all over herself, and when Dereck tried to move her she puked on him then at hospital she came too and freaked out so much they put her back to sleep. She can't take deh weeeeeeed.
2. We were jammin, 'twas fun!
3. We were playing Jammin and my seester puked all over herself, and when Dereck tried to move her she puked on him then at hospital she came too and freaked out so much they put her back to sleep. She can't take deh weeeeeeed.
by Fox JK January 23, 2009

The use of text/msn language in speech. Amazingly infuriating to people who never do it. Dangerously contagious. Does not go down well in job interviews, essays (except those on the decline of the english language), speeches and other activities associated with importance. Mostly used by wankers and pretenshioush ironic wankers (by the way, I only spelled it wrong on purpose to make you feel better), hence the name, wank-speech.
1. Billy "Your mum will be another notch on my bedpost, LOL!!!!"
Jim "You are an utter cock, Billy"
2. Billy "So what's the matter?"
Jim "Everybody hates you. What do you say to that?"
Billy "asdf..."
3. Jim "I ate your pie."
Billy "WTF Jim?!"
4. Jim "Do you think you're cool? You're not."
Billy "STFU Jim!"
5. Jim "If you are too busy to use actual words when you speak you should consider giving up on speech altogether you wanker. Save your wank-speak for msn. Especially megalolz."
Jim "You are an utter cock, Billy"
2. Billy "So what's the matter?"
Jim "Everybody hates you. What do you say to that?"
Billy "asdf..."
3. Jim "I ate your pie."
Billy "WTF Jim?!"
4. Jim "Do you think you're cool? You're not."
Billy "STFU Jim!"
5. Jim "If you are too busy to use actual words when you speak you should consider giving up on speech altogether you wanker. Save your wank-speak for msn. Especially megalolz."
by Fox JK January 9, 2009

i got a dutch teacup with the milkmans wife
i didnt know she was on the game?
so is mrs fletcher
youre kidding! soon even the children will catch on
i didnt know she was on the game?
so is mrs fletcher
youre kidding! soon even the children will catch on
by Fox JK November 12, 2006

An awesome vehicle. A behemoth in spirit but not necessarily in size.
The greatest car/plane/boat/thing you have ever driven.
The greatest car/plane/boat/thing you have ever driven.
The B52 was a real tits machine!
Nissan skyline, now that's a tits machine!
My cousins boat is a tits machine!
The neighbours kid has this fisher price push-kart that is a real tits machine!
Nissan skyline, now that's a tits machine!
My cousins boat is a tits machine!
The neighbours kid has this fisher price push-kart that is a real tits machine!
by Fox JK August 15, 2006

See Strawberry cheesecake or Cherry danish but it is the same thing. The Pirate is another sexual act with which I was unfamiliar until I saw this website but I recommend reading up on it and by the way, practice DOES make perfect!!!
She deserved it. Give your girlfriend a clownface tonight!!!! She'll never call you a fucking slacker again!!
by Fox JK November 12, 2006

Sonic the hedgehogs sidekick
A little brown 2 tailed fox
A very clever little chap who's good with mechanical things
Probably a stoner now due to being easily influenced
Can use his 2 tails to fly
A little brown 2 tailed fox
A very clever little chap who's good with mechanical things
Probably a stoner now due to being easily influenced
Can use his 2 tails to fly
TAILS: Hey! I heard smoking was bad for you
GROUNDER: No it's not! Try it
TAILS: Cough! Wow, you're right! This green tobacco is the shit!
GROUNDER: No it's not! Try it
TAILS: Cough! Wow, you're right! This green tobacco is the shit!
by Fox JK August 14, 2006

The female condition of being up the duff. The strongest argument for not being female in the battle of the sexes, mostly due to the pain caused by a child SPLITTING YOUR VAGINA IN SEVERAL PLACES AND MAKING YOU BLEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sorry mum.
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Sorry mum.
She's in a state of pregnancy! She's up the duff! She's going to be in a helluva lot of pain in like 8 months 3 days! Better her than me. Thank you God, for bestowing upon me a boabie and not a bitch wrinkle.
by Fox JK January 23, 2009
