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ender marriage

The opposite of a starter marriage, when to two old people marry after losing their spouse for life so they won't be lonely.
My 72 year old Grandmother just got married. Yeah, it's an ender marriage.
by flacker December 13, 2009
mugGet the ender marriagemug.

Elevator diver

A person who rudely tries to jump on an elevator as soon as the elevator doors open without regard to the people getting off.
Dude, I always take the escalator at the mall cause the elevator divers will knock you down!
by flacker March 20, 2009
mugGet the Elevator divermug.

inverted homosexual

A person who transgendered surgically and is now attacted to people of the same sex they transformed themself to.
"Pat had surgery to change from a man to a woman. Now she's gay! She's an inverted homosexual!"

"Dude, I heard the most screwed up Broke Back story ever. This woman transgendered to a man. Now she, I mean he, is gay!"
by flacker April 19, 2006
mugGet the inverted homosexualmug.

silver miner

A woman who goes after someone who has more than average money. She shoots a little lower than gold diggers, but she's still in it for the money.
Gwen is such a silver miner! She didn't marry a millionaire in Paul, but he's got money since his family owns that local business.
by flacker November 21, 2005
mugGet the silver minermug.

kill you dead

A southern phrase used when you are really pissed off at someone and want to beat them to near death.
by flacker January 19, 2006
mugGet the kill you deadmug.

auite

One of many slang words that originated in southern US and now being spoken by urbanites. Means alright.
Hey man! How are you feeling today? Auite!
by flacker December 11, 2005
mugGet the auitemug.

abercrombie & bitch

A power couple made up of a preppie guy wearing abercrombie and fitch and his girlfriend who is supermodel good looking and stuck up so high planes have to avoid her and they won't even acknolodge you exist.
by flacker October 10, 2004
mugGet the abercrombie & bitchmug.

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