ferdii6069's definitions

squeak

verb.

To fart.

You know the guy renting the room next door ? He's always squeakin'.

by ferdii6069 July 2, 2016

Atta baby

What you say to your bowels after that loaf you've been trying to pinch for the last five days finally comes out.

Charlie had the damnedest time with his crappin' until his "atta baby" moment arrived.

by ferdii6069 June 2, 2016

old poop

A term used mainly to describe elderly people, though it can be a catch-all term, too, describing anyone who's past their prime. It's used especially by pessimists as they get further into their 40s and 50s.

In the movie "On Golden Pond," Katherine Hepburn addressed Henry Fonda as "you old poop."

by ferdii6069 June 2, 2016

hair bear bunch

A gay threesome, involving males with extra weight and body hair.

Look out! That Hair Bear Bunch is going at it again!

by ferdii6069 May 29, 2016

canteen

An uncircumcised penis.

(as opposed to Army helmet)

When I was in high-school gym class, most of the Hispanic kids had canteens and the white kids had Army-helmuts.

by ferdii6069 June 21, 2016

varicoceles

Varicose veins forming on the testicles and on the spermatic cord. Sometimes causes inability to father children.

Jim always sat with his legs crossed, so now he's got varicoceles and can't have babies.

by ferdii6069 July 5, 2016

uptight

adjective.

Ancient term for constipated.

He was uptight for four days until he bought some prune juice.

by ferdii6069 June 3, 2016