felix's definitions

Rohannius

A not as well known Greek godess, it is the rival god of love in the Greek culture. Some say the godess has been reincarnated as Rohan, of Australia. See Munji

"Everyone bow down to Rohannius the Godess of love"

by Felix September 16, 2005

arbeit macht frei

a phrase standing on the gates of german concentration camps. Translation means "work makes free"

"Arbeit macht frei" = "Work makes free"

by Felix February 20, 2005

Barbara Streisand

Origin of all that is evil in the world. As old as the universe itself.
People who listen to her music obviously need a good shooting.

Father...I have committed a sin...I listened to a Barbara Streisand album this morning.

by Felix July 28, 2005

escalator

Also known as moving stairs, transporting people up or down without the need for elevators or stairs or ladders or ropes or jetpacks.

"Rohan D took the escalator to the beauty saloon as he needed to look good for Felix, his date"

by Felix September 21, 2005

P Town

Short for Portland, a city in Oregon on the west coast.

Person 1: Yo, where you from?
Person 2: Me? I'm from p town dawg.

by Felix November 16, 2003

walking blowjob

when a really short girl is with a really tall guy, she comes to his waistline therefore, well, you know the rest

Damn dude, she's so short she's a walking blowjob.

by Felix April 21, 2003

japanophile

Someone completely obsessed with Japanese culture.
May also refer to someone who is whoring out the culture, aka, Gwen Stefani.
Can also verge on extremely annoying.

Girl 1: That person is sooooo being a Gwen Stefani

Man 1: I despise Japanophiles. I hope they all die. Along with the many other groups of people I want to die.

by Felix May 6, 2005