28 definitions by felix

when a really short girl is with a really tall guy, she comes to his waistline therefore, well, you know the rest
Damn dude, she's so short she's a walking blowjob.
by felix April 21, 2003
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When someone close to you makes a nasty or unwaranted comment. A joking remark of disgust towards their inappropiriate disposition. Used when comment is taken lightly, but one still feels a need to express the perceived faux pas.
"I'd call you more often if you weren't so boring"

"eww"
by felix February 10, 2005
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Kindergarten is a german word for something like a pre school / day care

1to1 translation

Kinder = children
Garten = garden
Meine kleine Schwester ist 4 Jahre alt, sie geht noch in den Kindergarten.

My little sister is 4 years old, she is still going to the Kindergarten.
by felix March 7, 2005
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Person that loves to toss some salad

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by felix October 29, 2004
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A very expensive champagne, i dunno anything else about it coz 50 cents always mentioning it
You mix a lil' Cris with a little Don Perignon.
And a lil' Hennessy, you know we 'finna carry on.
by felix November 20, 2005
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Someone completely obsessed with Japanese culture.
May also refer to someone who is whoring out the culture, aka, Gwen Stefani.
Can also verge on extremely annoying.
Girl 1: That person is sooooo being a Gwen Stefani

Man 1: I despise Japanophiles. I hope they all die. Along with the many other groups of people I want to die.
by felix May 6, 2005
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