Third Amendment

No soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
The Third Amendment gets so lonely; no one seems to care as passionately about this one as the others.
by fduck January 08, 2004
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Urban Censorship

(n) a suppression of certain types of definitions without explanation on a supposedly free Internet forum
Sometimes new definitions submitted to this website become ghost posts; this is a form of Urban Censorship. One tends to wonder why a short and simple definition for one-termer was confirmed but never posted while a huge definition for Operation Iraqi Freedom that rambles on an on for several pages is allowed to remain.
by fduck January 12, 2004
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all audiences

(n/pl) the small minority of people who expect the government to be a nanny and haven't figured out that if they don't like what they see or hear they can (a) turn off the TV or radio or (b) change the channel
The First Amendment is not appropriate for all audiences.
by fduck May 18, 2004
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didiot

Etymology: Used in Al Franken's "Rush Limbaugh Is A Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations"

(n) one who blindly and uncritically agrees with everything that comes out of Rush Limbaugh's mouth

See also dittohead
The most frustrating thing about debating a didiot is that the source they cite for all their information is Rush Limbaugh, a man not known for his integrity.
by fduck January 12, 2004
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freedom kiss

(n) a kiss involving extensive or intensive contact of the inner lips, tongue, and teeth with George W. Bush's ass, especially with prolonged or rhythmic tongue-to-anus contact
Freedom kisses are an excellent way for all Americans to be more patriotic.
by fduck January 20, 2004
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DC101

(n) a station owned by Clear Channel that plays the same 4 songs every hour, at least one of which is always "Man in the Box"
DJs on DC101 play songs as dictated by a computer. How long before Clear Channel decides it's cheaper just to use the DJ Master 2000?
by fduck April 02, 2004
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Gorge Bush

(n) an intentional misspelling of "George Bush" calling attention to the greed associated with his policies and supporters
Gorge Bush decided to stimulate the economy by giving his biggest campaign supporters yet another tax refund. They responded in kind by donating half of their refunds to his re-election campaign. It's a nice cycle, isn't it?

(FYI, I did have to spell to save my life once: a gun-wielding maniac threatened to blow my head off unless I correctly spelled "onomatopoeia".)
by fduck April 05, 2004
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