fb's definitions

BMK

Black Man's Kryptonite ... the ass of a girl who renders the game of even the most skilled playas useless.

The guys at the bar couldn't keep their eyes off her BMK.

by FB February 21, 2005

hottivity

a level of superhero like sexyness

Shannon's hotivity tonight has all my blood rushing to my ... when ever she gets close

by FB February 16, 2005

steamy finish

(see hot finish)this is similar but must be done outside on a cold day/night. your turd will then steam

i was out in the park and i gave this sexy little fguy a steamy finish

by fb December 31, 2004

Mod

Anal fashion victim who thinks he's living in 1962. Easily identified by his smart suits, shiny shoes, parka and blood pouring from head.

That mod needs to get himself into the 21st century.

by FB November 26, 2003

rugby

A true game of two halves: rugby league - the game played in heaven (why do you think Jesus had 12 disciples) by supremely fit and hard men and rugby union played by fat blokees and a kicker. Aparently England are good at this because they have a player who can hoof the ball over from 50 yards, and an ex rugby league player that can score tries.

Amazing, I've survived a game of rugby with only two injuries.

by FB November 26, 2003

soaping the dog

while you're fucking a hot guy or girl.... the putting of the entire male genital package into the orifice in question. More of a challenge for gays because of the unique expansive powers of the cunt. Named bacause of its near impossibility.

After the football game last night elephant cocked andrew soaped the dog with tight little james while the rest of the guys banged each other and themselves off.

by fb December 31, 2004

hard as fuck

to be at the limit of erect, so so so hard, can only come from man on man sex

last night after church i was hjard as fuck and so rammed into johnnyso that it was painful, god i was so super right on hard as fuck

by fb December 31, 2004