fav's definitions

snakes with tits

Women. Especially those that leave you when the money runs out.

Rob: Did you hear that Laura dumped me?
Dave: No, why?
Rob: Probably had something to do with me losing my six figure income.
Dave: Fuckin' Women !
Rob: I think you mean "Snakes with tits!"
Dave: Exactly !

by Fav February 13, 2008

Self Made Puerto Rican

A Caucasian male who subscribes to the culture of Puerto Ricans by wearing jazz shoes, thin leather ties, pimping out his Honda and annoying the fuck out of the rest of the world with his ever present base box in the trunk.

Biff: Dude, what happened to Alex?
Thad: What do you mean?
Biff: He has become a Self Made Puerto Rican !
Thad: Yeah, the jazz shoes on a North Shore boy just ain't gonna wash. And that fucking buzz box he rides around in delivering pizzas. WTF?
Biff: And to think he was once the captain of the golf team.
Thad: Mother McCree !

by Fav February 12, 2008

Half a Tuffy

An erection. However, not at full mast. Not flacid, not rock hard.

Dolan: Whadya do last nite Fav?
Fav: Drank some single malt and hung out with Kelly Green.
Dolan: I know you are skipping out on some graphic details.
Fav: Whaaa???
Dolan: Did you pound on her pelt?
Fav: I wouldn't call it pounding, no. I could only get half a tuffy. Damn Scotch.
Dolan: Happens every time.

by Fav April 16, 2008

snapping

Snapping is when you have a thumb in a girl's ass and a finger in her cunt and you snap them through the thin membrane that separates heaven from hell.

Genevieve just about peed herself when I started snapping.

by Fav December 3, 2006

meat schlop

A meaty and greasy vagina.

For such a slender and skinny girl, I didn't expect to find such meat schlop between her legs.

by fav January 27, 2007

firsting

Fucking your first cousin.

There weren't any bitches left at the party, so I decided firsting was my only option.

by fav January 20, 2007

Love Shim

Something you insert into woman's vagina along with your cock due to your lack of size and or her lack of elasticity.

Bones: Hey Fav, I heard you gave it to old Sally Hayes last night.
Fav: I tried. You know what they say about Sally !
Bones: No doubt ! What did you use for a love shim ?
Fav: A can of Pabst Blue Ribbon !
Bones: Man, you are old school !
Fav: Yeat !

by Fav February 15, 2008