Cluggin’ is the act of excessive salivation due to passionate cunnilingus with your lady friend that it sounds like you may be in distress from drowning.
Chip: “Yoooo bro, I was hella cluggin’ Taylor’s shaved beef slices last night, I almosted drowned dude, no caps.”
Eric Gingwater III: “Bro, I heard that shit all the way downstairs while I was getting some ice for my apple-tini. I thought you were doing that 64oz Spicy Ketchup chug challenge or something. It sounded like a fat guy trying to eat 96 funnel cakes at the fair all at the same time. I’m glad you’re ok tho, you had me worried there for a sec. “
Eric Gingwater III: “Bro, I heard that shit all the way downstairs while I was getting some ice for my apple-tini. I thought you were doing that 64oz Spicy Ketchup chug challenge or something. It sounded like a fat guy trying to eat 96 funnel cakes at the fair all at the same time. I’m glad you’re ok tho, you had me worried there for a sec. “
by fat obese lady May 09, 2022
Get the Cluggin’ mug.Bunkin’ is a phrase used to describe something as pleasing or delicious, in any way or form, only to be used exclusively by “90’s babies”
-See I.E. “bussin”
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Landon: “Dude, them seasoned fries from Rally’s be bunkin’ bro, esp when i soak them in yesterdays room temperature ranch and slide em down my biological nutrition receptacle (throat and stomach combination).”
Lyle: “Bro, those BBQ chips I just ate from the cafeteria were bunkin’ AF bro. Jonah Hill told me about his bunkin’ buffet he is about to open in West HollyWoood, I bet all his food is about to be bunkin’!”
Lyle: “Bro, those BBQ chips I just ate from the cafeteria were bunkin’ AF bro. Jonah Hill told me about his bunkin’ buffet he is about to open in West HollyWoood, I bet all his food is about to be bunkin’!”
by fat obese lady May 11, 2022
Get the Bunkin’ mug.Dale: jr said that i could borrow his wifes pink flub while he was out of town for the tony stewart engine, bait and tackle convention.
by fat obese lady July 16, 2017
Get the Pink Flub mug.Male#1: "When I opened my bag of Takis, I was overcome with Chib-Léon. I almost couldn't breathe correctly for about 46 seconds."
Male#2: "I always Chib-Léon when my girlfriend takes her panties off after a full shit at the power plant, I get that sweet-pungent aroma every time. Chib-Léon my friend!"
Male#2: "I always Chib-Léon when my girlfriend takes her panties off after a full shit at the power plant, I get that sweet-pungent aroma every time. Chib-Léon my friend!"
by fat obese lady July 10, 2022
Get the Chib-Léon mug.Tinky Winkn' is when the temperature is 50 degrees or lower outside on a consistant basis and your hotdog be turtlin all the time, so you act accordingly.
Levi: "Dude, ive been Tinky Winkin' for the past 3 weeks now and I cant assert my superficial outward authority during business hours, its starting to mess with my corrupt back-scratching at work!"
D-Lord: " Dude same here, I cant even use my Fascist ideologies, let alone my totalitarian-narcissist, napoleon rule because my turtle neck is constantly Tinky Winkn'!!! My fiance hates me and thinks ive been gay this whole time!"
D-Lord: " Dude same here, I cant even use my Fascist ideologies, let alone my totalitarian-narcissist, napoleon rule because my turtle neck is constantly Tinky Winkn'!!! My fiance hates me and thinks ive been gay this whole time!"
by fat obese lady July 10, 2022
Get the Tinky Winkn' mug.When you get fresh with a woman and you find out that one of her nipples is inverted so you have to perform a “Dent Popper” on the problem area by violently and swiftly sucking on the nipple until you feel it pop back out in your mouth.
I was getting fresh with Tina and when she took her shirt off I noticed her left nipple was inverted like an Indiana pothole so I performed the infamous Dent Popper on her.
I had to move away quickly as she got mad and tried to hit me.
She got over it tho because her nipple was popped back out. It was longer than the other one so that shit was whack.
I had to move away quickly as she got mad and tried to hit me.
She got over it tho because her nipple was popped back out. It was longer than the other one so that shit was whack.
by fat obese lady April 15, 2018
Get the Dent Popper mug.When you crack open an ice cold dew and it slaps so hard and feels so good goin' down, it's like you just busted a phat glob of fresh churned love butter. Don't forget the marlboro red to go with it.
Gas station attendant: "Very good number 1 cold dew buy one get one same price! Mount n' Boned all day my friend!"
Generic low income white male: "Gawdamn right diaper head and don't ferget my smokes with it. By the way theres a phat glob on my $20, it ain't one them $2 johns."
Generic low income white male: "Gawdamn right diaper head and don't ferget my smokes with it. By the way theres a phat glob on my $20, it ain't one them $2 johns."
by fat obese lady August 01, 2022
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