Dale: jr said that i could borrow his wifes pink flub while he was out of town for the tony stewart engine, bait and tackle convention.
by fat obese lady July 15, 2017
Cluggin’ is the act of excessive salivation due to passionate cunnilingus with your lady friend that it sounds like you may be in distress from drowning.
Chip: “Yoooo bro, I was hella cluggin’ Taylor’s shaved beef slices last night, I almosted drowned dude, no caps.”
Eric Gingwater III: “Bro, I heard that shit all the way downstairs while I was getting some ice for my apple-tini. I thought you were doing that 64oz Spicy Ketchup chug challenge or something. It sounded like a fat guy trying to eat 96 funnel cakes at the fair all at the same time. I’m glad you’re ok tho, you had me worried there for a sec. “
Eric Gingwater III: “Bro, I heard that shit all the way downstairs while I was getting some ice for my apple-tini. I thought you were doing that 64oz Spicy Ketchup chug challenge or something. It sounded like a fat guy trying to eat 96 funnel cakes at the fair all at the same time. I’m glad you’re ok tho, you had me worried there for a sec. “
by fat obese lady May 10, 2022
A Cumbleswatch is a type color swatch used to compare the color of your semen to the rest of the population.
Hank: "Hey Carlton, I bought that new Cumbleswatch I seen on T.V last night. It was only $19.95 and it was buy one get one for free. I thought you might be interesed in one since i know you a little creepy and sexually perverted.
Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!
Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"
*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."
Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!
Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"
*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."
by fat obese lady July 11, 2017
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Conrad “Uncle Mooby” Hamilton: Hehehe….Ever since I started the Gorilla Lunch™️ diet, my nut sack grew a six pack in just 4 days!
by fat obese lady June 04, 2022
Bunkin’ is a phrase used to describe something as pleasing or delicious, in any way or form, only to be used exclusively by “90’s babies”
-See I.E. “bussin”
-See I.E. “bussin”
Landon: “Dude, them seasoned fries from Rally’s be bunkin’ bro, esp when i soak them in yesterdays room temperature ranch and slide em down my biological nutrition receptacle (throat and stomach combination).”
Lyle: “Bro, those BBQ chips I just ate from the cafeteria were bunkin’ AF bro. Jonah Hill told me about his bunkin’ buffet he is about to open in West HollyWoood, I bet all his food is about to be bunkin’!”
Lyle: “Bro, those BBQ chips I just ate from the cafeteria were bunkin’ AF bro. Jonah Hill told me about his bunkin’ buffet he is about to open in West HollyWoood, I bet all his food is about to be bunkin’!”
by fat obese lady May 12, 2022
When you crack open an ice cold dew and it slaps so hard and feels so good goin' down, it's like you just busted a phat glob of fresh churned love butter. Don't forget the marlboro red to go with it.
Gas station attendant: "Very good number 1 cold dew buy one get one same price! Mount n' Boned all day my friend!"
Generic low income white male: "Gawdamn right diaper head and don't ferget my smokes with it. By the way theres a phat glob on my $20, it ain't one them $2 johns."
Generic low income white male: "Gawdamn right diaper head and don't ferget my smokes with it. By the way theres a phat glob on my $20, it ain't one them $2 johns."
by fat obese lady August 01, 2022
Male#1: "When I opened my bag of Takis, I was overcome with Chib-Léon. I almost couldn't breathe correctly for about 46 seconds."
Male#2: "I always Chib-Léon when my girlfriend takes her panties off after a full shit at the power plant, I get that sweet-pungent aroma every time. Chib-Léon my friend!"
Male#2: "I always Chib-Léon when my girlfriend takes her panties off after a full shit at the power plant, I get that sweet-pungent aroma every time. Chib-Léon my friend!"
by fat obese lady July 11, 2022