Dale: jr said that i could borrow his wifes pink flub while he was out of town for the tony stewart engine, bait and tackle convention.
by fat obese lady July 16, 2017
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Male#2: "I always Chib-Léon when my girlfriend takes her panties off after a full shit at the power plant, I get that sweet-pungent aroma every time. Chib-Léon my friend!"
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by fat obese lady July 10, 2022
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Levi: "Dude, ive been Tinky Winkin' for the past 3 weeks now and I cant assert my superficial outward authority during business hours, its starting to mess with my corrupt back-scratching at work!"
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by fat obese lady July 10, 2022
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I was getting fresh with Tina and when she took her shirt off I noticed her left nipple was inverted like an Indiana pothole so I performed the infamous Dent Popper on her.
I had to move away quickly as she got mad and tried to hit me.
She got over it tho because her nipple was popped back out. It was longer than the other one so that shit was whack.
I had to move away quickly as she got mad and tried to hit me.
She got over it tho because her nipple was popped back out. It was longer than the other one so that shit was whack.
by fat obese lady April 15, 2018
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Gas station attendant: "Very good number 1 cold dew buy one get one same price! Mount n' Boned all day my friend!"
Generic low income white male: "Gawdamn right diaper head and don't ferget my smokes with it. By the way theres a phat glob on my $20, it ain't one them $2 johns."
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by fat obese lady August 01, 2022
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by fat obese lady June 04, 2022
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-See I.E. “bussin”
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Landon: “Dude, them seasoned fries from Rally’s be bunkin’ bro, esp when i soak them in yesterdays room temperature ranch and slide em down my biological nutrition receptacle (throat and stomach combination).”
Lyle: “Bro, those BBQ chips I just ate from the cafeteria were bunkin’ AF bro. Jonah Hill told me about his bunkin’ buffet he is about to open in West HollyWoood, I bet all his food is about to be bunkin’!”
Lyle: “Bro, those BBQ chips I just ate from the cafeteria were bunkin’ AF bro. Jonah Hill told me about his bunkin’ buffet he is about to open in West HollyWoood, I bet all his food is about to be bunkin’!”
by fat obese lady May 11, 2022
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