fat bastard's definitions

turtle head

what would be call the "head" of the terd poking out just to annoy you until you make it to the bathroom

I had a mean turtle head today since I didn't want to shit in the bathrooms at work.

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

dickydo

when your belly hangs out more then your dickydo

He eats so much his crotch fat sticks out more then his dickydo

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

phew

the phrase commonly used after taking a massive dump

"grrrr" "mmmmmm" "hoooo" ~barooomph~ "phew"

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

boodissey

a smell that is clearly all of the following mixed: butt - dick - ass - pussy (budissy)

my bed smelled like boodissey after we had sex for 2 hours

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

west ham

The worst run club you will ever find, thanks to Terry Brown. But have the finest band of supporters in the world.

Chim chimeny, chim chimeny, chim chim charoo, we are those bastards in Claret and Blue

by Fat Bastard July 20, 2004

pokin

A teaser turd; shit that is not quite ready to come out

"I got a turtlehead pokin out me ass"

by Fat Bastard March 26, 2003

movers disease

When your chest hangs over your drawers

That plumber has serious "movers disease"

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002