fromundacheese

the sweaty chunks gathered from wiping your hand from your asshole foward, especially after jogging for an hour

I had some mean fromundacheese when i was done playing basketball

by Fat Bastard August 07, 2002

defalco

fat bastard who think tech is a real course and gives out B+ and A- for having one dimension wrong

That Defalco is one fat piece of shit.

by fat bastard April 01, 2005

turtle head

what would be call the "head" of the terd poking out just to annoy you until you make it to the bathroom

I had a mean turtle head today since I didn't want to shit in the bathrooms at work.

by Fat Bastard August 07, 2002

boodissey

a smell that is clearly all of the following mixed: butt - dick - ass - pussy (budissy)

my bed smelled like boodissey after we had sex for 2 hours

by Fat Bastard August 07, 2002

maury

a show closely related to jerry springer except without the fat whores beating ppl down and he actually tries to help the people.

Maury is my new favorite show.

by fat bastard February 15, 2005

corn

Something I shitted the other day that I never ate.

::Looks in toilet::
What!?... I never ate any corn!

by fat bastard February 21, 2005

west ham

The worst run club you will ever find, thanks to Terry Brown. But have the finest band of supporters in the world.

Chim chimeny, chim chimeny, chim chim charoo, we are those bastards in Claret and Blue

by Fat Bastard July 20, 2004