phew

the phrase commonly used after taking a massive dump

"grrrr" "mmmmmm" "hoooo" ~barooomph~ "phew"

by Fat Bastard August 07, 2002

shizzing

The combination of shitting and pissing out of your anus. Often occurs after mexican food and/or a night of heavy drinking

I ate so many damn tacos and drank so much corona last night, that everybody in the office today heard me shizzing on the toilet

by Fat Bastard August 07, 2002

crotch fat

The lower part of an obese persons midsection. Often the cause of movers disease and dickydo

Christ when he sat down his crotch fat looked like an oversized pillow

by Fat Bastard August 07, 2002

maury

a show closely related to jerry springer except without the fat whores beating ppl down and he actually tries to help the people.

Maury is my new favorite show.

by fat bastard June 17, 2005

dickydo

when your belly hangs out more then your dickydo

He eats so much his crotch fat sticks out more then his dickydo

by Fat Bastard August 07, 2002

Zelenko

Zelnko is the best game ever. For now, there are Zelenko I. and Zelenko II, but we are all expecting the third chapter.
A simple translation is THE GREEN MAN.

You can get it at users.volja.net/fatbastard

I got Zelenko I.
I never played Zelenko II.
I expect Zelenko III.

by Fat bastard April 11, 2005

movers disease

When your chest hangs over your drawers

That plumber has serious "movers disease"

by Fat Bastard August 07, 2002