Urban Dictionary: Definitions by fat bastard

pokin

A teaser turd; shit that is not quite ready to come out

"I got a turtlehead pokin out me ass"

pokin by Fat Bastard March 26, 2003

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the phrase commonly used after taking a massive dump

"grrrr" "mmmmmm" "hoooo" ~barooomph~ "phew"

phew by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

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When your chest hangs over your drawers

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a smell that is clearly all of the following mixed: butt - dick - ass - pussy (budissy)

my bed smelled like boodissey after we had sex for 2 hours

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The lower part of an obese persons midsection. Often the cause of movers disease and dickydo

Christ when he sat down his crotch fat looked like an oversized pillow

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when your belly hangs out more then your dickydo

He eats so much his crotch fat sticks out more then his dickydo

dickydo by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

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The combination of shitting and pissing out of your anus. Often occurs after mexican food and/or a night of heavy drinking

I ate so many damn tacos and drank so much corona last night, that everybody in the office today heard me shizzing on the toilet

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