fREd's definitions

turtlebird

When you are extremly fat and your stomach fat covers the area around your dick and it appears that you dont have one.

Ryan had to pull back his turtlebird back to take a piss

by Fred January 1, 2005

French-canadians

Bunch of people living mostly in the province of Quebec. They tend to be polyglots and great travellers.

They used to run the country for the last 40 years and still think, from time to time, about splitting the federation.

They hate the French and cannot stand the invasion that is occuring since few years. It seems that the snow does not suffice to keep them away any longer.

French-canadians : the good ones

Quebecers : well, bloody separatists

by Fred December 23, 2003

fongrongedong

Fred in pig chinese (like pig latin)

vowels are said as they should be, consonants have "ong" added to the end. Then, speak!

works best with words that don't start with a vowel or have two vowels together

Holy Shit -

Hong o long yong song hong i tong!

Bitch

Bong i tong cong hong

by Fred October 25, 2004

phased

When one recieves a verbal attack and gets dissed leaving the victim and the people around gasping in surprise

Guy 1: "You're Gay"
Guy 2: "Your Mom."
Guy 1 and people around: (gasp!)
Guy 3: "Oh shit he got phased!"

by Fred April 4, 2005

fruit bowl

a member of the male sex who enjoys being anally intruded by girthy dildos, thus resulting in the rectum being expanded to the diameter of a watermelon (type and size of watermelon pending on choice of dildo gitrh)

brian's fruit bowl has recetly been enlarged

by fred December 3, 2003

Absolute

remove the generic insult after absolute gonk,gimp etc. and your left with an insult.

'what an absolute'

by Fred October 20, 2003

Hudini

While doing a girl from behind spit on her back while moaning she will inevidably think the deed has been done when it is only just the begging. After she pulls away and faces u then "surprise" blow your load right in that tricks face. Just like Hudini would have done

I had to take Betsy to the hospital after a well placed Hudini caught her in both eyes

by Fred May 13, 2005