fREd's definitions
When you are extremly fat and your stomach fat covers the area around your dick and it appears that you dont have one.
by Fred January 1, 2005

Bunch of people living mostly in the province of Quebec. They tend to be polyglots and great travellers.
They used to run the country for the last 40 years and still think, from time to time, about splitting the federation.
They hate the French and cannot stand the invasion that is occuring since few years. It seems that the snow does not suffice to keep them away any longer.
They used to run the country for the last 40 years and still think, from time to time, about splitting the federation.
They hate the French and cannot stand the invasion that is occuring since few years. It seems that the snow does not suffice to keep them away any longer.
by Fred December 23, 2003

Fred in pig chinese (like pig latin)
vowels are said as they should be, consonants have "ong" added to the end. Then, speak!
works best with words that don't start with a vowel or have two vowels together
vowels are said as they should be, consonants have "ong" added to the end. Then, speak!
works best with words that don't start with a vowel or have two vowels together
by Fred October 25, 2004

When one recieves a verbal attack and gets dissed leaving the victim and the people around gasping in surprise
Guy 1: "You're Gay"
Guy 2: "Your Mom."
Guy 1 and people around: (gasp!)
Guy 3: "Oh shit he got phased!"
Guy 2: "Your Mom."
Guy 1 and people around: (gasp!)
Guy 3: "Oh shit he got phased!"
by Fred April 4, 2005

a member of the male sex who enjoys being anally intruded by girthy dildos, thus resulting in the rectum being expanded to the diameter of a watermelon (type and size of watermelon pending on choice of dildo gitrh)
by fred December 3, 2003

'what an absolute'
by Fred October 20, 2003

While doing a girl from behind spit on her back while moaning she will inevidably think the deed has been done when it is only just the begging. After she pulls away and faces u then "surprise" blow your load right in that tricks face. Just like Hudini would have done
by Fred May 13, 2005
