f. rodderick hsu's definitions

P.W.

n. abbr for "Pastor's Wife." Usually of two variations: 1)manipulative and phoney or 2)obviously believes she married the wrong guy.

1) Auntie Linda is a classic P.W., always working the church politics; 2) but Pastor Jim's wife Jana just ain't into religion and I think she might be sleeping with the worship leader.

by f. rodderick hsu May 19, 2005

boundaries

n. psychobabble for a person's ability to tell himself apart from those around him. "rigid boundaries" indicate an inability to form close relationships. "no boundaries" indicates a spineless, mindless, asskissing lemming.

Skeevo's got good boundaries; he ain't willing to co-sign for his girlfriend's car loan.

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 5, 2005

loco to the max

adj. Hawaiian for "down to earth." Derives from loco which indicates a person from the islands.

Norm is so loco to the max that he won't even be wearing a tie to his own funeral.

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 1, 2005

dracul

n. Someone who performs oral sex on a woman while she is menstrating.

Jana - Dude, Sicko! Rindy told me what you tried to do last night!
Skeevo - What?!?
Jana - Let's just say I'll be calling you Dracul from now on...

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 19, 2005

roid monster

n. A genetic hybrid combining the DNA of Pacific Lobster and Tiger Shrimp resulting in what can be described as a small lobster or a very large shrimp. Usually served (in limited quantities) at all-you-can-eat sushi restaurants.

I ate a bunch of those roid monsters last night, but they always look better than they taste.

by F. Rodderick Hsu June 1, 2005

fuckitday

n. a work (or school) day that has been spontaneously converted into a day off.

Tuesday,I woke up late and couldn't find my keys so I declared it a fuckitday.

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 7, 2005

yeppoon yoja

n. hot Korean girl who looks like I'd like to f*ck her.

I rolled up to the Hodori at about 2:15 and, to my pleasant surprise, it was crawling with yeppoon yojas.

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 1, 2005