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by f'd March 13, 2011
Get the Triple Fat Deuce mug.-noun: The act of using someone else’s bed to secretly engage in sexual intercourse. Instead of being properly discarded, the evidence (condoms, pubes, ect) is subsequently planted under the pillow of the oblivious mark.
Jim’s room was too dark to spot a wastebasket, so we just gave it the ol’ Persian Tooth Fairy and got out of Dodge.
by f'd January 12, 2011
Get the Persian Tooth Fairy mug.by f'd October 6, 2011
Get the tinkle fingers mug.-noun: An overweight person who disappears for an extended period, then reemerges only to show off their slender new figure.
Most fat-a-pillars will never admit what they do with all that excess skin.
The average fat-a-pillar regains most or all of the weight within a year of losing it.
Fat-a-pillars tend to be nicer than girls who were born skinny.
The average fat-a-pillar regains most or all of the weight within a year of losing it.
Fat-a-pillars tend to be nicer than girls who were born skinny.
by f'd January 2, 2011
Get the Fat-a-pillar mug.-noun: the stain-like residue left on a bed sheet by a menstruating woman; often undetected until the following morning, giving the sheet a striking resemblance to the Japanese flag.
Actually Reverend, I’ve found that Tide with stain release is second to none when it comes to removing those pesky Japanese Sunrises.
by f'd August 12, 2010
Get the Japanese Sunrise mug.noun: home skillet (Latin); friend, home boy, an acquaintance whom with you share the same home town.
by f'd August 1, 2011
Get the skilletus domesticus mug.-noun: a mythical world void of white people; the sensation experienced upon an excursion to such a place.
by f'd August 14, 2010
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