Definitions by exitflagger

molding and sculpting

To convince yourself that an ugly woman is attractive as a means to a sexual end. Much like "beer goggles", this usually happens while drunk.

Guy 1: Holy crap, why is Jimmy buying drinks for that Frankenstein-looking chick?
Guy 2: He's busy molding and sculpting over there.

molding and sculpting by exitflagger May 6, 2008

air pudding

Term generally denotes a lack of anything happening or something being woefully sub-standard.

Heather’s party was ridiculous, man. She didn’t invite anybody till the last minute, she told people it was BYOB, all she had was chips and dip and the stereo was broken. 100% air pudding, dude…

air pudding by exitflagger May 6, 2008

terra firma 

To crap so much in the toilet that a large portion of it breaches the water level, forming an island.

Guy 1: Oh, godzilla! Come check this out! I got terra firma in here!
Guy 2: I’ll pass, thanks.

terra firma by exitflagger May 6, 2008

got a ratin' 

To smell something stinky or highly odorous. Originates from the practice of rating farts from 1 to 10.

(*sniff*) Aw, man... I got a ratin' over here! You farted didn't you, you nasty son of a bitch?

got a ratin' by exitflagger May 6, 2008

freezer filler 

A sexually attractive female who is not exactly petite; possibly larger than you.

Term derives from deer-hunting terminology that refers to bagging a deer that is large and rife with edible meat (to be stored in the freezer) instead of having a trophy-sized rack.

Guy 1: Wow, look at that big chick over there! Not bad!
Guy 2: Yeah, that's a freezer filler right there.

freezer filler by exitflagger May 2, 2008

took all the funk out 

Usually describes the sound of a bad white band trying to play black music. It can also be applied in situations where someone is just being too uptight or not "keeping it real".

(Band plays poor version of "Brick House")
Reaction: "Damn! They took all the funk out of that!"

took all the funk out by exitflagger May 2, 2008

blind man 

To have bad acne, pimples, zits, etc.

(Shortened from the old joke "He has so many zits, (How many does he have?) ...he fell asleep in the library and woke up with a blind man trying to read his face.")

Guy 1: Laurie's really a cute chick; shame about her complexion though.
Guy 2: She needs to get some medicine for that blind man all over her face.

blind man by exitflagger May 1, 2008