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Bullshit asymmetry principle is seen as lie goes halfway around the world before the truth gets it pants on.
by etilauqa October 10, 2018
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Get the fucktangular mug.When someone appears to have become shorter.
This can happen when one has a growth spurt and others appear to have shrunk.
This can happen when one who always wears heels suddenly switches to flats.
This can happen when one has a growth spurt and others appear to have shrunk.
This can happen when one who always wears heels suddenly switches to flats.
(George)
"Nina just saw me in my Timberlands.
Now I have to wear them every time I see her."
(Jerry)
"Why?"
(George)
"In any other shoes, I lose two inches.
I can't have a drop-down.
We're eye to eye.
I can't go eye to chin."
"Nina just saw me in my Timberlands.
Now I have to wear them every time I see her."
(Jerry)
"Why?"
(George)
"In any other shoes, I lose two inches.
I can't have a drop-down.
We're eye to eye.
I can't go eye to chin."
by etilauqa December 10, 2021
Get the Drop-down mug.Why does Molly always go out with douche-bags? We've been best friends for 10 years and I'm always there for her. I wish we went out.
Dude, you are so far in the friendzone you are in palcatraz....and you are NEVER getting out.
Dude, you are so far in the friendzone you are in palcatraz....and you are NEVER getting out.
by etilauqa September 28, 2013
Get the Palcatraz mug.This factualizes anything you say. This is often used in an argument between friends when one knows they have lost the argument to make them automatically win. It is commonly used by a poor sport or sore loser to gain an upper hand.
It's mainly used as an inside joke/game between friends who understand the meaning of the phrase and who are willing to abide by it to continue the joke.
In a sense it is as the jedi mind trick.
It's mainly used as an inside joke/game between friends who understand the meaning of the phrase and who are willing to abide by it to continue the joke.
In a sense it is as the jedi mind trick.
mom: "I told you to take out the garbage 3 times now and it's still here."
Son: "You said you would take it out, automatically boots and barkly!"
mom: "Automatically boots and what? I never said that...."
Son: "You said you would take it out, automatically boots and barkly!"
mom: "Automatically boots and what? I never said that...."
by etilauqa December 5, 2011
Get the automatically boots and barkly mug.This is a condition when someone falls back in love with an individual who treated them horrible or ran around etc.
When the shit is warm you know to stay away from it. However, as time passes as it gets cold you may forget what it is and confuse it for chocolate. The time will come again where you will taste it a remember it is indeed shit.
When the shit is warm you know to stay away from it. However, as time passes as it gets cold you may forget what it is and confuse it for chocolate. The time will come again where you will taste it a remember it is indeed shit.
Guy 1: I visited home over break and I hooked up with Sandra again.
Guy 2: Are you serious? Did you forget how she ran around on you?
Guy 1: Of course not...but that's all in the past. She is different!
Guy2: We need to take you to the doctor because that is some textbook Cold Shit Syndrome.
Guy 2: Are you serious? Did you forget how she ran around on you?
Guy 1: Of course not...but that's all in the past. She is different!
Guy2: We need to take you to the doctor because that is some textbook Cold Shit Syndrome.
by etilauqa September 21, 2014
Get the Cold Shit Syndrome mug.When someone seems to have lost height or become shorter.
This can happen when one outgrows friends and they appear to become shorter.
When people switch to shorter heels and appear shorter.
This can happen when one outgrows friends and they appear to become shorter.
When people switch to shorter heels and appear shorter.
"(George)Nina just saw me in my Timberlands. Now I have to wear them every time I see her. (Jerry) Why? (George) In any other shoes I lose two inches. I can't have a drop-down. We're eye to eye. I can't go eye to chin"
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