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oklahoma

A lame state to the north of the great state of Texas filled with jealous assholes whos only argument is there football team is better. Their school (OU) isnt ranked in the top 100 schools while Texas is ranked 15th in the world. So while you have a better football team we are getitng a better education. I lived in Lawton Oklahoma and that place was pretty shitty like the rest of Oklahoma. Oklahoma has no city that even comes close to Austin. Norman is just a crappy small ass hicktown with jack shit to do.
Oklahoma is a pile of crap.
Texas is far greater than Oklahoma.
by Eric December 20, 2004
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Blinka

Rhode Island/Massachusetts slang for a Blinker, a.k.a. turn signal.
That Masshole didn't use his blinka on that turn.
by Eric July 19, 2004
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doonfooker

When you stick your dick in a girls open wound and jizz all over her belly button. Afterwords, taking a straw and drinking the jizz out of her belly button.
Yo Fred! You up for some doonfooker tonight?
by Eric September 1, 2003
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Wombat

A finishing move during sex.
Lay her down, and then grab your nutsack with both hands, stretching it as wide apart as you can.
The trick is to get it to cover her mouth and nose causing her to be quiet.
This is a useful move if the donkey punch didn't go over well.
donkey punch
She just wouldn't shut up, so I gave her a wombat.
by Eric December 7, 2003
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weinis

james loves the weinis
by Eric January 7, 2004
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jibbllett

a paintball that has swelled up and become soft and bouncy
1. awww i left my paintballs out all night and they became jibblletts

2.cody quit throwing jibblletts at me before i take a chainsaw to ur kidney
by eric May 13, 2005
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butt sniffing

The Smelling of an ass
Stop butt sniffing people, man!
by ERIC October 18, 2003
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