Turtle Kiss

Turtle Kiss - Noun - A Tutle kiss is when a male or female is giving a male a blow job, and the male ejaculates in his partner's mouth, Then the partner holds it there while the male throws up but keeps it inside his mouth, the the two proceed to make out
His mom gave me a wicked turtle kiss last night
by Eric September 17, 2004
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kevin smith

A director/producer/writer/actor who plays Silent Bob in all his films. All his films are usually hilarious and also always contain Jay and Silent Bob. He loves comics and even owns a comic book shop called Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash located in New Jeresy. Is married and to further prove his love for comics he has a daughter named Harley Quinn (care to take a guess where he got that name?). He also loves hockey (indicated in his films) and is proud to be from New Jeresy. He has written a few plots for comics and was a writer for the doomed project Superman Lives until he quit. Overall awesome guy.
Huttah I got to go to the mall where Mallrats was shot at (Eden Prarie Center). What now?
by Eric May 11, 2005
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Jeezin' it up

most common conjugation of Jeez it up. Means to be doing anything related to jesus, ie; church.
yo, I was just over at the church, Jeezin' it up!
by Eric January 23, 2004
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duck

A combination of the short form of "What the", which is "du", and the short form of "fuck", which is "uck".

Therefore, "du" + "uck" = "duck"

(Evolution of term created by Eric)
Duck! Don't be bitin' on my balls bitch!
by Eric April 30, 2004
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freshmore

when a freshman(female) has just become a sophmore and is still as easy, naive, and stupid as they were as a freshman.
Lets get the freshmores to pay for alcohol, and then throw a party at one of their houses.
by eric August 04, 2004
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MistPrince

A super uber-fabulous nerd who loves vaginal porridge and vaginal croutons on his salad!

Also Primarch of the Rainbow of Nagnang
You're like so MistPrince, Cha!
by Eric January 28, 2005
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