eric's definitions

Ublong

the smelly thing under your nose

My ublong's bigger than yours.

by Eric November 25, 2003

jeez it up

read the bible, go to church, talk about jesus, think about jesus, etc.

Most commonly "Jeezin' it up."

tony: What'd you do this sunday?
Mark: I was just jeezin' it up at sunday school.

C'mon, jimmy, let's head over to the church to go jeez it up.

by Eric January 23, 2004

schnieds

schnieds is a word much like smurf, it can be used in different ways. getting a skimp bag is the schnieds, while conversely ,if the weed itself is of poor quality ,its the schnieds. has positive connotations in rare instances,; also see: shteedpones

"man,thats some schniedley shit,that kid knows we've got a digital scale too!"

by eric October 22, 2003

Maverick

A large freakin' wave out in California. I'm talkin about massive Like 3-4 stories tall. But smaller than a tsunami.

Surfers dream of catching that perfect maverick.

by Eric April 10, 2005

The Grassy Knoll

the area of your body inbetween your asshole and your penis/vagina

Man Jackie sure loved it when i rubbed my lone gun man up and down her Grassy Knoll

by eric February 23, 2004

booger farmer

First coined by comedianne Bret Butler as an uneducated rural person. Often synonmous with a goober or a bumpkin. The obvious implication is that they spend a lot of time with their finger up their nose. Can often be seen hanging around drag strips wearing any of the following:
Overalls, a shirt with a beer advertisement, a shirt with an auto parts advertisement, a shirt with a race car or race car driver on it, or a black shirt with a wolf howling at the moon (in two poses).

Although they often populate the rural areas, they sometimes move into larger cities and hang around the DMV.

Son, you see that booger farmer in the old pickup truck over there? No not that guy, the one with the overalls and the wolf on his shirt. Yeah, stay away from him--he'll start talking about drag racing.

by Eric July 11, 2004

gynocrat

A male politician who's taken on a feminized image in an attempt to pander to female voters. Usually dresses sharply, speaks softly, maintains a smile at all times, and attemps to remain physically unanimated in speech.

Bill Clinton was a gynocrat.

by Eric October 28, 2003