enrique's definitions

sheee

humorus slang for shit

I can't find my keys. Sheee

by enrique June 25, 2004

Gamoafenstien

to hurt terribly

You stabing out my eyes hurt like a gamoafenstien!

by Enrique May 1, 2003

many men

50 Cent's favorite song acording to a interview, in the video, he explains how he got shot 9 times and survived.

Drive-by shotters:Hey yo lets shoot that 50 prick, aye lets go..
*shoots*
50 Cent:Mudafucka your lives are in the line...

by Enrique September 11, 2004

fake phat farms

A similar type of the Phat Farm design exept that they have the "P" sign facing the other way, people who cant afford real ones buy them

GUY:Yoo look at his Phat Farms nice colors
GUY2:Son those are fake ones dont u see the "P"?
GUY:Ohh yeah..
GUY2:Hey yo the prick with the fakies Phat Farms your kicks suck.

by Enrique September 29, 2004

smashed crab face

To have a pudgy, rectangular face in the form of a a deep sea crustacean, 'Crab'

Renee Zellweger has a smashed crab face

by Enrique February 5, 2005

weediberto

Spanish slang for "weed", it works because it sounds like a spanish name, so it can be tried infront of parents like below....

Enrique:Hey Marco are we gonna go wit Weediberto?
Mom:Whos Weedilberto?
Enrique: Oh.. he is just a good friend of mines.... a GOOD friend :)

by Enrique January 23, 2006

crittal

A very beautiful big ol fricken shiny beam gazing energy splitting device sent by the gods to keep us all Devine

Damn, Memory found a heck of a terminated crittal over there in that hill

I think he might be a wizard

by Enrique February 24, 2021