england phi beta gamma's definitions

cud

A wad of chewing tobacco, such as Levi Garrett, Red Man, or Mail Pouch, not the ground-up rat shit sold under the Copenhagen or Grizzly brands.

Fool made me laugh so hard I swallowed my cud.

by England phi beta gamma June 14, 2008

neocon

Short for Neo-Conservative. They are in fact not conservative at all. They are in reality an opportunistic clicque educated at top colleges who rose up to be White House advisors and Washington spivs when they sensed the tide was shifting with Ronald Reagans rise to power.

They never serve in the military but want hicks to fight battles in foreign lands in order to protect globalism, or "American Interests." They rarely work for manufacturers or any product-oriented business, but rather network between law firms and public relations offices when they are not actually in Plum jobs.

Their favorite magazine is Rupert Murdoch's Weekly Standard, they hate Chronicles Magazine, the John Birch Society, the Rockford Institute and any other group that is Mid-West based and which exposes their nefarious activities.

Neocons all seem to be related in some way with the gang at Commentary and those other former SDS clowns.

by England phi beta gamma January 22, 2008

arsehole

Australian slang meaning "to evict."

She arseholed Tom and Harry and now Dick is all she ever thinks about.

by England phi beta gamma December 13, 2007

put some glass in the hole

roll up the car window

Damn it's cold outside, put some glass in the hole.

by England phi beta gamma December 29, 2007

Warshington

Washington DC -- as pronounced by locals yet somehow appropriate for other reasons.

Q. Where wuz you born at?
A. Huh?
Q. I says where wuz you born at?
A. Oh yea -- Warshington. Norfeas'.

by England phi beta gamma May 22, 2008

dots

Another word for nipples -- either male or female.

Her bikini top came off when she jumped in the pool and everybody got a glimpse of her dots.

by England phi beta gamma January 27, 2008

tuck and roll job

An elective surgery where a man gets turned into a female. To chop down the tree and split the stump.

Renee Richards was a man until the tuck and roll job.

by England phi beta gamma March 26, 2008