england phi beta gamma's definitions

chummy

A pick-pocket's target.

As the talent suckers chummy the wire reefs his leather.

by England phi beta gamma March 7, 2008

whack off

The gift that keeps on giving!
Making love to yourself.
Masturbation

If I whack off with both hands, that's a perfect ten.

by England phi beta gamma April 4, 2008

whore bath

n. a bidet

The wash basin found in European hotels that looks like a toilet with a plug.

The shower's broken so please use the whore bath.

by England phi beta gamma March 7, 2008

Kool

The brand of mentholated filter-tip cigarettes that used to be favored by negroes until the mid-1980s when word got out that the interlocking Os represented shackles. Newport (or niggerport) is now the favored brand of colored boys.

LL Kool J probably smokes cigars.

by England phi beta gamma March 16, 2009

nigger

The correct word used by Jews after the token negro employee leaves the Southern Poverty Law Center's office in Montgomery Alabama. This is a true story told to me by the girl herself.

Good, the nigger has gone to run an errand, let's start the meeting to discuss fund-raising strategies.

by England phi beta gamma July 23, 2007

brak

Russian slang for shoddy, badly made merchandise. Slipshod craftsmanship, rubbish, trash, garbage.

Don't buy those shoes, they're Chinese brak.

by england phi beta gamma December 13, 2007

harvey wallbanger

CB radio slang used by truck drivers for a drunk driver.

We got a harvey wallbanger southbound on 270 at Rockville.

by England phi beta gamma April 2, 2008