eminem 's definitions

Kush

A small furry desktop friend. Can be multi colored, wearing glasses or a seatbelt.

Brandon: What is that thing on your near your computer.
Danny: It's a kush

by Eminem December 4, 2004

Blizzard

Derogatory term for caucasians, frequently used in PC Seattle by Koreans. See also white out and cracker.

Waiter 1: Hey Wan Yu, could you grab me a bread board?

Waiter 2: No way, blizzard, you've oppressed us enough (resumes hitting on hostess.)

by eminem November 6, 2004

white out

Derogatory term for caucasian Americans. See also blizzard and cracker.

Waiter 1: Hey, I need another special since this one has a hair in it.

Cook: Gabacho.

Waiter 2: Quit talking, white out!

by eminem November 6, 2004

Special John

(n.)
1. A person who is very horny and typical jerks off to porn of men jerking off.

2. Someone whos actions make absolutely no sense, and often makes a fool of himself, not to please others, but for his own amusement. Example: smelling girls hair (for a long time), or making obxious faces at the opposite sex.

1.Wow with all that cum on your face reminds me of Special John.

2.Stop acting like a Special John and get your head out from inside the toilet.

by Eminem October 7, 2004

zero

0 is both the largest and the smallest number.It represents the entire number system.It is everything and nothing.Nothing is infinite,therefor
infinite is nothing.0 is infinite.

It can help us understand things outside our own universe.............

by Eminem January 3, 2004

Led Zeppelin

The closest we've come to God.

B-B-B-B-B--B-B-BB-BABY! B-B-Baby, I got to leave you.

by Eminem December 2, 2003

Tek

Tek-9, a machine pistol similar to a Mac-10 or an Uzi. See also gat.

I heard you rappin bout ya tek on ya dresser (Jay-Z).

by eminem November 6, 2003