Definitions by emily laura

PTI 

Acronym for Proffesionally Trained Idiots

I'm a member of the PTI's

PTI by emily laura June 26, 2005

shit happens 

my outlook on life

and now im typing random stuff to make up the 20 letters needed...never mind, shit happens

shit happens, usually to me, so you'll be alright

shit happens by emily laura June 24, 2005

anorexia 

A disease. It can't be "snapped out of". People don't realise that you don't have to be a living skeleton to be anorexic, you just have to be obsessed with losing weight.

Anorexia is pure hell, and no-one choses to inflict it upon themselves.

anorexia by emily laura June 23, 2005

creme egger 

A person who kisses like your tonge is the middle of a Creme Egg

There are too many examples of this to name!

creme egger by emily laura May 13, 2005

dingo 

the coolest animal EVER!!!!

G'day mate, wanna buy a dingo??

dingo by emily laura May 8, 2005

shaun of the dead 

A kick-ass movie!! A romantic comedy...with zombies!!

Shaun: "Ed doesn't have too many friends..."
Ed: "Can I buy any of you cunts of drink?"

shaun of the dead by emily laura May 7, 2005

creme egger 

A person who kisses like your mouth is the inside of the popular easter egg.

"So, how was Bob at kissing?"
"He was a RIGHT Creme Egger!!"

creme egger by emily laura May 7, 2005