embem's definitions

stalktard

A combination of stalker and retard-A very retarded person who stalks people of the opposite sex because they're attracted to them.

Stalktard:That boy is so hot. I know where he lives.
Friend: Cut it out, you're being a stalktard.

by embem April 17, 2008

GSTL

An acronym for Guest Service Team Lead.
At target stores, the person in the front with the keys and a walkie.

Who is the GSTL? I need to get a price check in toys, so I need a walkie.

by embem February 8, 2009

friend rapist

A friend, often times one way, who forces themselves upon others to make them seem cooler.

Amanda our friend rapist followed me home today because she wanted to hang out- I really don't like her.

by Embem April 11, 2008

Crawkward

A mix between creepy and awkward.

When he sat down at our table, it was really crawkward.

by embem August 14, 2008

chicka chicka boom boom

A rhythmic onomatopoeia used in the children's book witch shares the title.

chicka chicka boom boom
will there be enough room?

by embem May 2, 2008

breeding ball

An imaginary pokeball in which pokemon and humans mate.

I like sex. You wanna get down in my breeding ball?

by embem June 20, 2008