embem's definitions

friend rapist

A friend, often times one way, who forces themselves upon others to make them seem cooler.

Amanda our friend rapist followed me home today because she wanted to hang out- I really don't like her.

by Embem April 11, 2008

stalktard

A combination of stalker and retard-A very retarded person who stalks people of the opposite sex because they're attracted to them.

Stalktard:That boy is so hot. I know where he lives.
Friend: Cut it out, you're being a stalktard.

by embem April 17, 2008

re

a word to describe some one below rere status, they don't even deserve the second re.

You're a re. Stop that.

by embem May 1, 2008

stalkertunity

an opportunity to stalk

I got the perfect stalkertunity today. I was able to follow him home so now I know where he lives.

by embem May 1, 2008

wumpkin

A pumpkin and a watermelon combined into one plant.

They had a wumpkin at the state fair!
I wonder what it'd taste like...

by embem August 18, 2008

stalkertivity

An activity you do with your stalker.

The boy who stalks me asked me if he could come over to play video games. It'll be a fun stalkertivity.

by embem October 3, 2008

gepwned

to be pwned in German.

Ich habe dich gepwned.
I have pwned you.

by Embem March 26, 2008