ella's definitions

townie

A person with a lack of ability to talk. using words like innit, nah m8 and geeza
they have changed the good old meaning of RnB or Hip Hop to a crap pop sham, with sluts who cant sing and huuge groups of boys who think its hard to tightly squeeze their crotch (though it doesnt hurt as theres nothing there).

Wearing tracksuits, burburry (fake)
Been smoking since they first heard the word ciggarette.
Girls wearing, incredibly short skirts, not even a skirt, more a belt, gelled back hair, with badly blonde highlights.

They add 'innit' in every possible space of a sentance.

They hate anyone more attractive, intellegent, niceer, better than them.
and therefore owe them a good beating.

Their arch enemy: Anyone with their own opinion. Alternative people

Townie: ah bruv, iz u startin m8, coz i 'as a big bruva dat killed like 10 ppl last wk, n like neva got caught. innit

Someone: I'm sorry, i didnt quite get that, what did you just say?

Townie: u iz a batty

Someone: sorry, what?

by Ella January 28, 2004

stoner

1. one who likes to get stoned.
2. me.

i smoke atleast a quarter every day. i guess you could call me a stoner. i love the world.

by ella November 17, 2004

meetspot

another version on whimit but not only for russians..it's also for other different nationalities

DANGER: it gets pretty addictive =)

by Ella May 16, 2004

chud

1. a joyful little penis that looks like santa clause: fatter than it is tall
2. a small dog that humps anything humpable

1. i never climax with georgie as a result of his cute little chud

2. lucy ya damn chud, get the fuck off of my arm

by ella January 20, 2004

led zeppelin

the only band that ever made me want to cry because they were so damn good. they are the epitome of talent and kick assness. no band will ever ever ever compare.

led zeppelin is the best band that ever has or ever will walk the face of the earth

by ella October 25, 2004

Dukes

Dukes, the Golden Child from the MMORPGs Maisemore and Teut made by Crazed Monkeys!

Have you seen Dukes today? He's got the blingy gold clothes on!

by Ella March 11, 2005

Nerd Herd

A group of individuals that have nothing better to do rather then staying in classrooms at lunch time.

Dang, y'all a walkin "nerd herd."

by Ella December 6, 2003