elemental's definitions

UFU

the acronym for Urine Flow Unit. pronounced by the letters: 'yoo-eff-yoo.'

a measure to describe the rate of liquid flow. one Urine Flow Unit, or UFU, is equivalent to the rate of a normal, unhurried piss. a full bladder may dispense urine in excess of one (1) UFU.

the utility of the Urine Flow Unit is not restricted to bodily fluid, but indeed any flow of beverage, water, or other liquid.

UFU is an American standard measure. To convert to metric, multiply by 1.54.

Whoa, the milk dispenser in D2 is really crankin' out the skim milk today. I'd say it's gotta be in excess of 4 UFUs.

by elemental September 4, 2006

hiLARious

funnier than the norm. in fact, funnier than just plain olde 'hilarious,' because you took the time to capitalise the letters L-A-R to emphasise the second syllable.

pronounced: hill LAAAR ee us

did you see the new cheat commandos? the one with 'commandos in the classroom?' it's hiLARious.

by elemental September 30, 2005

let's do this like Brutus

"Let us proceed with all due haste."

Origin: The "Monster Truck" Strong Bad email wherein Strong Mad will smash Marzipan's guitar over Homestar's head. Homestar says "Let's do this like Brutus!"

I'm ready to go kife some firewood from West End.

Alright, let's do this like Brutus.

by elemental July 7, 2005

dumpsworth

a unit measure of toilet paper. the amount of paper required to wipe for one dump. using the final dumpsworth of TP on a roll obligates the user to replace the roll with a fresh one.

Uh-oh, I need to get to Kroger and buy some toilet paper. looks like there's only about 1.5 dumpsworth remaining.

by elemental September 4, 2006

male PMS

The male equivalent of the irritability and general pissiness which often accompanies the natural female pre-menstrual syndrome. No known cause or cure.

Steer clear of Hans today, man--must be a case of male PMS.

by elemental June 13, 2005

university bookstore

a building on a college campus which magically makes all merchandise placed within its walls cost two to three times as much as it would elsewhere.

When I found the chunk of plastic known as a 'contact lens case' priced at $5.99 in our university bookstore, I went into a rage and drove my car through the front window.

by elemental February 24, 2006

Halloween

A festival celebrated on the 31st of November which is created by the Irish people to scare monsters away.
In Halloween you trick or treat. You knock on someone’s door and they’ll open the door and give you sweets or chocolate or even money. You have have to dress up in a scary costume tho.

“What are you going to dress up in Halloween?”sad Jack

“It’s HALLOWEEN!” Said Holly

by Elemental November 3, 2018