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male PMS

The male equivalent of the irritability and general pissiness which often accompanies the natural female pre-menstrual syndrome. No known cause or cure.
Steer clear of Hans today, man--must be a case of male PMS.
by elemental June 13, 2005
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dumpsworth

a unit measure of toilet paper. the amount of paper required to wipe for one dump. using the final dumpsworth of TP on a roll obligates the user to replace the roll with a fresh one.
Uh-oh, I need to get to Kroger and buy some toilet paper. looks like there's only about 1.5 dumpsworth remaining.
by elemental September 4, 2006
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scurfy scramble

a game in which loose change is loudly rolled across a floor, often in a cafeteria or classroom, with the goal being to see who will dive for the penny or nickel you rolled. one who dives for loose change is identified as a scurf.

the 'scramble' aspect of it is most entertaining when multiple scurfs butt heads and wrestle for the meager coinage.
>heath, wanna go play scurfy scramble next period?

>nah, let's go kife stuff from Dollar General instead.
by elemental May 7, 2005
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Hokie Harlem

The Upper Quad at Virginia Tech in Blacksburg, VA. Hokie Harlem is the neighborhood of the famed Corps of Cadets at VT, as well as several unfortunate civilian souls.

Characterised by depressing brick buildings, instead of the traditional Hokie Stone found elsewhere on campus, Hokie Harlem is probably not as shady as the name implies, but nevertheless is not the kind of place one feels comfortable strolling alone at night.

Close proximity to the Tech electrical plant adds to the general skeeviness of the place.

Shultz dining hall is also located in Hokie Harlem.
*shudder* I just took a shortcut through Hokie Harlem. I had my Mace in my hand the whole time.
by elemental July 1, 2005
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Halloween

A festival celebrated on the 31st of November which is created by the Irish people to scare monsters away.
In Halloween you trick or treat. You knock on someone’s door and they’ll open the door and give you sweets or chocolate or even money. You have have to dress up in a scary costume tho.
What are you going to dress up in Halloween?”sad Jack

“It’s HALLOWEEN!” Said Holly
by Elemental November 3, 2018
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let's do this like Brutus

"Let us proceed with all due haste."

Origin: The "Monster Truck" Strong Bad email wherein Strong Mad will smash Marzipan's guitar over Homestar's head. Homestar says "Let's do this like Brutus!"
I'm ready to go kife some firewood from West End.

Alright, let's do this like Brutus.
by elemental July 7, 2005
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hiLARious

funnier than the norm. in fact, funnier than just plain olde 'hilarious,' because you took the time to capitalise the letters L-A-R to emphasise the second syllable.

pronounced: hill LAAAR ee us
did you see the new cheat commandos? the one with 'commandos in the classroom?' it's hiLARious.
by elemental September 30, 2005
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