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a residential pile of vomit known as a 'colonial-style' house, characterised by vinyl siding, paste-on shutters, and gypsum board covering every interior wall and ceiling.

Named for the five windows on the second floor, and centered main entry door flanked by two windows on either side. Often, they are accompanied by a paste-on two-car garage which serves as the real main entry door for the house, even though the gas-guzzling soccer-mom-mobile known as an Expedition or Escalade is too big to fit inside.

The cancerous sprawling suburbs of Northern Virginia (NoVA) are the five, four, and a door capital of the world.

The arch-nemesis of architecture.
The domicile of yuppies.
The telltale sign of facadomy at work.
If I see one more development spring up full of five, four, and a doors, I'm going to slit my wrists with my drafting triangle and shove my compass into my eye.
by elemental June 29, 2005
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a building on a college campus which magically makes all merchandise placed within its walls cost two to three times as much as it would elsewhere.
When I found the chunk of plastic known as a 'contact lens case' priced at $5.99 in our university bookstore, I went into a rage and drove my car through the front window.
by elemental February 23, 2006
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"Let us proceed with all due haste."

Origin: The "Monster Truck" Strong Bad email wherein Strong Mad will smash Marzipan's guitar over Homestar's head. Homestar says "Let's do this like Brutus!"
I'm ready to go kife some firewood from West End.

Alright, let's do this like Brutus.
by elemental June 27, 2005
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Another word for sex not to be mistaken for the other one.
Usually said by a drunk man
Drunk man“Oooh babe umm wanna have fuck uhh let’s go to the bed”
Woman“OH HELL NO
by elemental November 3, 2018
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the sound uttered when producing (or making the motion of producing) a blade, expandable baton, or other metallic object, usually a weapon.
Check out this shiv I just got. *Shink*
by elemental June 28, 2005
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The Upper Quad at Virginia Tech in Blacksburg, VA. Hokie Harlem is the neighborhood of the famed Corps of Cadets at VT, as well as several unfortunate civilian souls.

Characterised by depressing brick buildings, instead of the traditional Hokie Stone found elsewhere on campus, Hokie Harlem is probably not as shady as the name implies, but nevertheless is not the kind of place one feels comfortable strolling alone at night.

Close proximity to the Tech electrical plant adds to the general skeeviness of the place.

Shultz dining hall is also located in Hokie Harlem.
*shudder* I just took a shortcut through Hokie Harlem. I had my Mace in my hand the whole time.
by elemental June 22, 2005
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a shortened form of anorexic. may refer to the state of person with an eating disorder. however, also can describe meager portions of food.
I hate France for many reasons, but especially because in all their restaurants the portions are totally rexic.
by elemental June 28, 2005
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