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a unit measure of toilet paper. the amount of paper required to wipe for one dump. using the final dumpsworth of TP on a roll obligates the user to replace the roll with a fresh one.
Uh-oh, I need to get to Kroger and buy some toilet paper. looks like there's only about 1.5 dumpsworth remaining.
by elemental September 4, 2006
Get the dumpsworth mug.a game in which loose change is loudly rolled across a floor, often in a cafeteria or classroom, with the goal being to see who will dive for the penny or nickel you rolled. one who dives for loose change is identified as a scurf.
the 'scramble' aspect of it is most entertaining when multiple scurfs butt heads and wrestle for the meager coinage.
the 'scramble' aspect of it is most entertaining when multiple scurfs butt heads and wrestle for the meager coinage.
>heath, wanna go play scurfy scramble next period?
>nah, let's go kife stuff from Dollar General instead.
>nah, let's go kife stuff from Dollar General instead.
by elemental May 7, 2005
Get the scurfy scramble mug.a residential pile of vomit known as a 'colonial-style' house, characterised by vinyl siding, paste-on shutters, and gypsum board covering every interior wall and ceiling.
Named for the five windows on the second floor, and centered main entry door flanked by two windows on either side. Often, they are accompanied by a paste-on two-car garage which serves as the real main entry door for the house, even though the gas-guzzling soccer-mom-mobile known as an Expedition or Escalade is too big to fit inside.
The cancerous sprawling suburbs of Northern Virginia (NoVA) are the five, four, and a door capital of the world.
The arch-nemesis of architecture.
The domicile of yuppies.
The telltale sign of facadomy at work.
Named for the five windows on the second floor, and centered main entry door flanked by two windows on either side. Often, they are accompanied by a paste-on two-car garage which serves as the real main entry door for the house, even though the gas-guzzling soccer-mom-mobile known as an Expedition or Escalade is too big to fit inside.
The cancerous sprawling suburbs of Northern Virginia (NoVA) are the five, four, and a door capital of the world.
The arch-nemesis of architecture.
The domicile of yuppies.
The telltale sign of facadomy at work.
If I see one more development spring up full of five, four, and a doors, I'm going to slit my wrists with my drafting triangle and shove my compass into my eye.
by elemental July 10, 2005
Get the five, four, and a door mug.1.a single person/animal/object
2.A name that people use to call criminals or bad people
3.A word to replace names
2.A name that people use to call criminals or bad people
3.A word to replace names
by Elemental November 3, 2018
Get the Individual mug.synonymous with groinalplex, the crotchal zone is an important and sensitive region between the legs encompassing the genitalia. one must take care to protect the crotchal zone from flying objects and venereal diseases.
can be quite fun to use both 'groinalplex' and 'crotchal zone' side-by-side.
can be quite fun to use both 'groinalplex' and 'crotchal zone' side-by-side.
by elemental May 4, 2005
Get the crotchal zone mug.Virginia Tech's 'People Finder' on the VT homepage. The perfect tool for finding out the full name, department, email address, and possibly phone number and address of that special someone, before he or she even knows you exist.
Hokie Stalker used to provide much more information about 3 years ago, but of late it has been more locked down.
Hokie Stalker used to provide much more information about 3 years ago, but of late it has been more locked down.
by elemental July 1, 2005
Get the Hokie Stalker mug.the entirety of the genital region. a particularly vulnerable target in men for the foot of a displeased female. see also crotchal zone.
by elemental May 4, 2005
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