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The male equivalent of the irritability and general pissiness which often accompanies the natural female pre-menstrual syndrome. No known cause or cure.
by elemental June 13, 2005
Get the male PMS mug.a unit measure of toilet paper. the amount of paper required to wipe for one dump. using the final dumpsworth of TP on a roll obligates the user to replace the roll with a fresh one.
Uh-oh, I need to get to Kroger and buy some toilet paper. looks like there's only about 1.5 dumpsworth remaining.
by elemental September 4, 2006
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only used by idiots. the written equivalent of nucular. typed by the same type of people who say 'exspecially.'
only used by idiots. the written equivalent of nucular. typed by the same type of people who say 'exspecially.'
by elemental July 18, 2008
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In Halloween you trick or treat. You knock on someone’s door and they’ll open the door and give you sweets or chocolate or even money. You have have to dress up in a scary costume tho.
In Halloween you trick or treat. You knock on someone’s door and they’ll open the door and give you sweets or chocolate or even money. You have have to dress up in a scary costume tho.
by Elemental November 3, 2018
Get the Halloween mug.a game in which loose change is loudly rolled across a floor, often in a cafeteria or classroom, with the goal being to see who will dive for the penny or nickel you rolled. one who dives for loose change is identified as a scurf.
the 'scramble' aspect of it is most entertaining when multiple scurfs butt heads and wrestle for the meager coinage.
the 'scramble' aspect of it is most entertaining when multiple scurfs butt heads and wrestle for the meager coinage.
>heath, wanna go play scurfy scramble next period?
>nah, let's go kife stuff from Dollar General instead.
>nah, let's go kife stuff from Dollar General instead.
by elemental May 7, 2005
Get the scurfy scramble mug.the acronym for Urine Flow Unit. pronounced by the letters: 'yoo-eff-yoo.'
a measure to describe the rate of liquid flow. one Urine Flow Unit, or UFU, is equivalent to the rate of a normal, unhurried piss. a full bladder may dispense urine in excess of one (1) UFU.
the utility of the Urine Flow Unit is not restricted to bodily fluid, but indeed any flow of beverage, water, or other liquid.
UFU is an American standard measure. To convert to metric, multiply by 1.54.
a measure to describe the rate of liquid flow. one Urine Flow Unit, or UFU, is equivalent to the rate of a normal, unhurried piss. a full bladder may dispense urine in excess of one (1) UFU.
the utility of the Urine Flow Unit is not restricted to bodily fluid, but indeed any flow of beverage, water, or other liquid.
UFU is an American standard measure. To convert to metric, multiply by 1.54.
Whoa, the milk dispenser in D2 is really crankin' out the skim milk today. I'd say it's gotta be in excess of 4 UFUs.
by elemental September 4, 2006
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2.A name that people use to call criminals or bad people
3.A word to replace names
2.A name that people use to call criminals or bad people
3.A word to replace names
by Elemental November 3, 2018
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