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a unit measure of toilet paper. the amount of paper required to wipe for one dump. using the final dumpsworth of TP on a roll obligates the user to replace the roll with a fresh one.
Uh-oh, I need to get to Kroger and buy some toilet paper. looks like there's only about 1.5 dumpsworth remaining.
by elemental September 4, 2006
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by elemental June 13, 2005
Get the male PMS mug.The Upper Quad at Virginia Tech in Blacksburg, VA. Hokie Harlem is the neighborhood of the famed Corps of Cadets at VT, as well as several unfortunate civilian souls.
Characterised by depressing brick buildings, instead of the traditional Hokie Stone found elsewhere on campus, Hokie Harlem is probably not as shady as the name implies, but nevertheless is not the kind of place one feels comfortable strolling alone at night.
Close proximity to the Tech electrical plant adds to the general skeeviness of the place.
Shultz dining hall is also located in Hokie Harlem.
Characterised by depressing brick buildings, instead of the traditional Hokie Stone found elsewhere on campus, Hokie Harlem is probably not as shady as the name implies, but nevertheless is not the kind of place one feels comfortable strolling alone at night.
Close proximity to the Tech electrical plant adds to the general skeeviness of the place.
Shultz dining hall is also located in Hokie Harlem.
by elemental July 1, 2005
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In Halloween you trick or treat. You knock on someone’s door and they’ll open the door and give you sweets or chocolate or even money. You have have to dress up in a scary costume tho.
In Halloween you trick or treat. You knock on someone’s door and they’ll open the door and give you sweets or chocolate or even money. You have have to dress up in a scary costume tho.
by Elemental November 3, 2018
Get the Halloween mug.the acronym for Urine Flow Unit. pronounced by the letters: 'yoo-eff-yoo.'
a measure to describe the rate of liquid flow. one Urine Flow Unit, or UFU, is equivalent to the rate of a normal, unhurried piss. a full bladder may dispense urine in excess of one (1) UFU.
the utility of the Urine Flow Unit is not restricted to bodily fluid, but indeed any flow of beverage, water, or other liquid.
UFU is an American standard measure. To convert to metric, multiply by 1.54.
a measure to describe the rate of liquid flow. one Urine Flow Unit, or UFU, is equivalent to the rate of a normal, unhurried piss. a full bladder may dispense urine in excess of one (1) UFU.
the utility of the Urine Flow Unit is not restricted to bodily fluid, but indeed any flow of beverage, water, or other liquid.
UFU is an American standard measure. To convert to metric, multiply by 1.54.
Whoa, the milk dispenser in D2 is really crankin' out the skim milk today. I'd say it's gotta be in excess of 4 UFUs.
by elemental September 4, 2006
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2.A name that people use to call criminals or bad people
3.A word to replace names
2.A name that people use to call criminals or bad people
3.A word to replace names
by Elemental November 3, 2018
Get the Individual mug.a load of laundry which contains everything in the hamper. no sorting takes place. reds in with whites. delicates with jeans. usually, the washing machine is packed as full as possible. the college load is a direct result of exorbitant prices at campus laundry rooms.
by elemental May 4, 2005
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