ej's definitions

Splayed

So drunk that you can't do anything but lay down flat on your back with your arms spread out to your sides

Homie drunk too much and splayed right in the middle of the living room.

by Ej October 12, 2014

woodlawn

A Bronx neighborhood that seems to be the rival of Riverdale. They are separated by Van Cortlandt Park.

At least Woodlawn people can admit they live in the Bronx...that's BRONX, New York 10470

by EJ April 18, 2005

loggerhead

1) a really stupid person.
2) The head of a turtle

He's a loggerhead this morning

by EJ March 4, 2005

detrimental

i group or gang of 5-10 people usually killing anything in thier path.

example TEAM3D vs cal-o

by ej December 6, 2004

jigado

it means anything it also means cool

that stuff is jigado fo'sho

by ej August 27, 2004

Noni

Native to Polynesia, the noni plant (also known as Indian mulberry) is a small tree that usually grows to a height of ten feet. The fruit, which starts out green and turns yellow, is used medicinally.

I love to drink noni juice.

by EJ February 23, 2004

Fagged-out

To wear gay symbols on clothing or jewelry, or to place gay symbols such as freedom rings, stickers, gay pride parade beads or bumbers stickers in/on your vehicle.

Rainbows Everywhere!!!

Have you seen Chris's car, she has it fagged-out.

by EJ February 23, 2004