apple works

A bad application made by apple that sucks.
A way to tell if a mac user is a complete idiot

Bob: I use apple works
John: Hey Bieber, Bob uses apple works
Bieber: Yeah thats because he is a complete idiot and mac user that doesn't know that he is being ripped off by apple

by Einstein March 18, 2005

erector set

Slang for penis and testicles.

This dude I know got his erector set caught in a Salad Shooter. Now he's missing a nut.

by Einstein April 30, 2003

tag along

a person who can not take no for an answer and repeatedly follows people who he thinks he is friends with and he gets bullied.

the red red melon keeps tag tag taggin along!

by einstein January 04, 2005

hoebag

Slut, Dirty Nasty Slut, Whore, Disease Infested, Hoe Bag

Shut up you fucking Hoe Bag

by Einstein January 03, 2003

butt mud

Slang for feces.

Wipe your ass so your drawers don't get covered in butt mud.

by Einstein April 30, 2003

ibook

-A crappy computer from Macintosh(crapy anyways) that uses a small battery that can't run a small machine.
-A computer that can't run its own apple works
-Machine that locks up ONLY 4 times a day

John: I have a ibook.
Jim: I am sooooooo Sorry!
John: Thank you!

by Einstein March 17, 2005