An audio or video digital sample cut so that it plays continuously without jarring. (Nobody uses analogue tape or film anymore, unless they're into masochism)
Often: "drum loop" ~ a pattern of drum hits which, when combined with a bassline, make a groove. These can be stored as an audio file or MIDI information.
Often: "drum loop" ~ a pattern of drum hits which, when combined with a bassline, make a groove. These can be stored as an audio file or MIDI information.
Mate, that loop's fucked up. It needs to be a coupla milliseconds shorter to fit into the groove. Or make the bassline longer to fit it.
by edjog December 28, 2005

Her thong was so tight, you coudn't miss the ponana.
That nightclub was full of ponana (in fact, at least in the UK, it may have been called ponana also).
That nightclub was full of ponana (in fact, at least in the UK, it may have been called ponana also).
by edjog October 08, 2005

a reference to one's actual arsehole (rather than boss/husband/teacher/etc.) used either as a mild reproof or exclamation of disbelief.
"The War Against Terror? My hole, that is."
"You're taking that with you? My hole, you are."
"She never did! My hole!"
"You're taking that with you? My hole, you are."
"She never did! My hole!"
by edjog October 08, 2005

N-ew E-tymology F-or O-ld C-oncepts.
The spurious use of a new acronym which adds nothing to the understandability of a statement, often by a wanker trying to sound clever.
The spurious use of a new acronym which adds nothing to the understandability of a statement, often by a wanker trying to sound clever.
A: "The dinks round here don't want a rehab centre built, fucking nimbys!"
B: "Give the nefoc bullshit a rest!" or "Shut up, you nefoc twat!
B: "Give the nefoc bullshit a rest!" or "Shut up, you nefoc twat!
by edjog October 08, 2005

Used to denote the fallaciousness of any statement/idea.
Orig. Old English, where the 'cods' referred to the cock and balls, thus codswallop was jiz, spunk, cum, semen.
Orig. Old English, where the 'cods' referred to the cock and balls, thus codswallop was jiz, spunk, cum, semen.
Person 1. "War is a necessary evil."
Person 2. "Codswallop! You fucking idiot, have you ever actually read a book?"
Person 2. "Codswallop! You fucking idiot, have you ever actually read a book?"
by edjog November 07, 2005

"My missus came in the pub the other night, when i'd said i was working late... a cool sharp one, mate!"
by edjog October 08, 2005

1. The use of information as a weapon.
2. Countering government propaganda.
3. Undermining Advertising.
2. Countering government propaganda.
3. Undermining Advertising.
1. Many people don't wish society to continue as it is, but, having no physical weapons or a desire to use them, resort to informationism to effect change.
2. It's good informationism to keep pointing out that there were no links between the former Iraqi Dictator, Saddam Hussein and Al-Quaeda, or WMD in Iraq.
3. In a world where truth is defined by those who can afford to spend the most money to have their version of it advertised widely, we must rely on informationism to present a balanced view.
2. It's good informationism to keep pointing out that there were no links between the former Iraqi Dictator, Saddam Hussein and Al-Quaeda, or WMD in Iraq.
3. In a world where truth is defined by those who can afford to spend the most money to have their version of it advertised widely, we must rely on informationism to present a balanced view.
by edjog October 16, 2005
