1. A person who performs fellatio.
2. An insult which defines the insulter as a person with a very negative attitude toward sexual behaviour, esp. american.
2. An insult which defines the insulter as a person with a very negative attitude toward sexual behaviour, esp. american.
1. (S)He licked and sucked the guy's cock until he nearly fainted with pleasure.
2. He was raised in the bible belt, having the far-righteous christian belief that any sexual act other than the missionary position is not only his business, but wrong, and so, when confronted by a person he didn't like, called them a cocksucker.
2. He was raised in the bible belt, having the far-righteous christian belief that any sexual act other than the missionary position is not only his business, but wrong, and so, when confronted by a person he didn't like, called them a cocksucker.
by edjog October 07, 2005
edjog is getting on a bit in years, thus finds considerable amusement in daft puns, like dickshunnery.
by edjog November 06, 2005
Television or TV Set
by edjog October 08, 2005
An alternative spelling of bollocks, meaning testicles and often also used as an expression of dislike, disbelief and/or ridicule.
Other alternates are: bºllºx and b*ll*x which can be typed on internet forums where language is restricted for pussies and christians. Advantages here include the kinda graphic representation in the middle of the word.
Actually, The Album Never Mind the Bollocks, here's the Sex Pistols was the at the centre of a UK court case which ruled that the word was not obscene.
Not to be confused with "The Bollox" or "The Dog's Bollox" both of which signify approval.
Other alternates are: bºllºx and b*ll*x which can be typed on internet forums where language is restricted for pussies and christians. Advantages here include the kinda graphic representation in the middle of the word.
Actually, The Album Never Mind the Bollocks, here's the Sex Pistols was the at the centre of a UK court case which ruled that the word was not obscene.
Not to be confused with "The Bollox" or "The Dog's Bollox" both of which signify approval.
Person: "Bollox, bollox, bollox!"
Pig: "I'm arresting you for using threatening and/or abusive words or behaviour, contarary to the public order act."
Person: "Bollox! It's been proved in court not to be obscene."
Pig: "I don't care. It is, in my estimation, 'likely to cause offence' and that's all I need. You're nicked."
Person: "Oh, Bollox."
Person: "Mate, my brief got me off that public order charge, she's the bollox!"
Mate: "The dog's!"
Pig: "I'm arresting you for using threatening and/or abusive words or behaviour, contarary to the public order act."
Person: "Bollox! It's been proved in court not to be obscene."
Pig: "I don't care. It is, in my estimation, 'likely to cause offence' and that's all I need. You're nicked."
Person: "Oh, Bollox."
Person: "Mate, my brief got me off that public order charge, she's the bollox!"
Mate: "The dog's!"
by edjog November 05, 2005
Not necessarily a full moon, but nearly - gibbous. So named because it's nice and bright so you can see what you're upto whilst doing somebody's drum at night.
Actually a pain in the arse because it makes it more likely that you would be seen clearly whilst perpetrating the crime.
Actually a pain in the arse because it makes it more likely that you would be seen clearly whilst perpetrating the crime.
Gran: Burglar's moon tonight...
drummer: Yeah Gran, but I'll take a maglite anyway, for when I get inside a place.
drummer: Yeah Gran, but I'll take a maglite anyway, for when I get inside a place.
by edjog December 16, 2005
"My missus came in the pub the other night, when i'd said i was working late... a cool sharp one, mate!"
by edjog October 08, 2005
An audio or video digital sample cut so that it plays continuously without jarring. (Nobody uses analogue tape or film anymore, unless they're into masochism)
Often: "drum loop" ~ a pattern of drum hits which, when combined with a bassline, make a groove. These can be stored as an audio file or MIDI information.
Often: "drum loop" ~ a pattern of drum hits which, when combined with a bassline, make a groove. These can be stored as an audio file or MIDI information.
Mate, that loop's fucked up. It needs to be a coupla milliseconds shorter to fit into the groove. Or make the bassline longer to fit it.
by edjog October 16, 2005