Eden-'Miss Philina, do you want to go buy matching unicorn slippers?'
Miss Philina-'YES! Because today is December 15th!'
Miss Philina-'YES! Because today is December 15th!'
by edeninoctober December 13, 2021
A toxic relationship or toxicity.
Two people who used to be together but aren't because of how toxic they are for each other. Despite their decision to stay apart, they are still deeply in love with each other... which causes them to be tortured by continuing to see each other.
Two people who used to be together but aren't because of how toxic they are for each other. Despite their decision to stay apart, they are still deeply in love with each other... which causes them to be tortured by continuing to see each other.
Him- 'sooo wanna watch me make awesome things while doing manly things shirtless and emotionally edging until the wee hours?'
Her- 'emotionally edging?! Ah! You've rebranded toxicity!'
Him- 'yeppers. And flogging used to be called discipline while anal was heresy.'
Her- 'i don't even have a meme for that.'
Her- 'emotionally edging?! Ah! You've rebranded toxicity!'
Him- 'yeppers. And flogging used to be called discipline while anal was heresy.'
Her- 'i don't even have a meme for that.'
by edeninoctober September 28, 2022
the really weird, not quite a dinosaur in the box of dinosaur chicken nuggets. theres no head or tail but two arms that stick out from one side.
Philina - "Eden, what kind of dinosaur is this?"
Eden - "Ummm... I think that's called a Philina-raptorsaurus. It's a new one."
Eden - "Ummm... I think that's called a Philina-raptorsaurus. It's a new one."
by edeninoctober September 13, 2022
Is what Eden becomes after 38 straight hours of drinking anything alcoholic put in front of her. Usually occurring after a traumatic life altering event. Most likely involving and/or being caused by her 'trash man'; and the sick pleasure he gets out of using her, pushing her further than ever and seeing how long he can make her wait before she's completely broken and dead inside.
To achieve being a 'Litty Kitty' one must own 3 or more cats and must consume alcoholic beverages from a zombie hello kitty water bottle.
To achieve being a 'Litty Kitty' one must own 3 or more cats and must consume alcoholic beverages from a zombie hello kitty water bottle.
by edeninoctober December 12, 2018
'hey do you remember last-week-ago when we watched land before time and ate fruit loops at 2 in the morning?'
by edeninoctober April 10, 2021
the phrase used to describe the indescribable state that magical beings sometimes have to exist in... possibly exceeding way beyond the guesstimated 60,000 thoughts a normal human brain has in one day.
comparable to someone delusional due to extreme exhaustion/ memory loss/ brain damage/ insanity... becoming too much for most to handle; they sometimes even annoy themselves.
comparable to someone delusional due to extreme exhaustion/ memory loss/ brain damage/ insanity... becoming too much for most to handle; they sometimes even annoy themselves.
by edeninoctober November 30, 2019