edeninoctober's definitions

Procrastibation

Masturbating to avoid tasks.

I caught him watching porn in the middle of Procrastibation.
In mid Procrastibation, my girlfriend came home and found me avoiding the honey-do list.

by edeninoctober September 2, 2016

Yesteryear

When referring to a day from 1 year to 4 years ago; but not any specific day at all. Commonly used during 4am conversations with a 4 year old, asking you if you remember something you weren't around for.

'Eden? Do you remember yesteryear... when Booty stole my purple spider?'
'No, Beans. I don't think I was there for that.'

by edeninoctober June 26, 2021

subspecies colusii

the name given to the gray and slimy mushrooms that grow in a place called Colusa; a disgusting drainage ditch where Chad R. and Brian K. used to rescue fish out of.

Chad brought me hella Subspecies Colusii from Colusa.... man! this'll kill ya!

by edeninoctober April 13, 2020

to-later

probably later. maybe tomorrow, but definitely later.

'hey beans! do you want to go look for owls?'
'not right now, maybe to-later.'

by edeninoctober April 10, 2021

cocofly

Any common house fly.

'Get away from me cocofly!'

by edeninoctober July 26, 2021

zoo shoes

Appropriate shoes for a 4-year-old to wear to the zoo. They have laces. Must cover your toes and are almost always pink in color. These are not sandals, work boots, rain boots or crocs.

Philina had to find zoo shoes before we left the house to go to the zoo.

by edeninoctober August 28, 2021

eden equinox

The online alias of edeninoctober.

Eden Equinox is actually @edeninoctober. She is part of the CIA.

by edeninoctober May 18, 2022