edeninoctober's definitions
Appropriate shoes for a 4-year-old to wear to the zoo. They have laces. Must cover your toes and are almost always pink in color. These are not sandals, work boots, rain boots or crocs.
by edeninoctober August 28, 2021
Get the zoo shoesmug. 
I caught him watching porn in the middle of Procrastibation.
In mid Procrastibation, my girlfriend came home and found me avoiding the honey-do list.
In mid Procrastibation, my girlfriend came home and found me avoiding the honey-do list.
by edeninoctober September 2, 2016
Get the Procrastibationmug. A person who has an undeniable hatred for the world and the humans who inhabit it; but, who also have stronger motivating mission and purpose to save the world by helping to restore the humanity into those who have become lost; helping them to find themselves and giving them reasons to believe again.
by edeninoctober May 22, 2017
Get the angel personmug. Eden-'Miss Philina, do you want to go buy matching unicorn slippers?'
Miss Philina-'YES! Because today is December 15th!'
Miss Philina-'YES! Because today is December 15th!'
by edeninoctober December 13, 2021
Get the December 15thmug. When you start typing an email or text because you're upset; but lose steam somewhere along the way and realize you're rambling. Which you promise to stop... until you get upset and re-fueled again.
by edeninoctober April 8, 2021
Get the rantmblingmug. A toxic relationship or toxicity.
Two people who used to be together but aren't because of how toxic they are for each other. Despite their decision to stay apart, they are still deeply in love with each other... which causes them to be tortured by continuing to see each other.
Two people who used to be together but aren't because of how toxic they are for each other. Despite their decision to stay apart, they are still deeply in love with each other... which causes them to be tortured by continuing to see each other.
Him- 'sooo wanna watch me make awesome things while doing manly things shirtless and emotionally edging until the wee hours?'
Her- 'emotionally edging?! Ah! You've rebranded toxicity!'
Him- 'yeppers. And flogging used to be called discipline while anal was heresy.'
Her- 'i don't even have a meme for that.'
Her- 'emotionally edging?! Ah! You've rebranded toxicity!'
Him- 'yeppers. And flogging used to be called discipline while anal was heresy.'
Her- 'i don't even have a meme for that.'
by edeninoctober September 28, 2022
Get the emotionally edgingmug.