Eden-'Miss Philina, do you want to go buy matching unicorn slippers?'
Miss Philina-'YES! Because today is December 15th!'
Miss Philina-'YES! Because today is December 15th!'
by edeninoctober December 13, 2021
When referring to a day from 1 year to 4 years ago; but not any specific day at all. Commonly used during 4am conversations with a 4 year old, asking you if you remember something you weren't around for.
'Eden? Do you remember yesteryear... when Booty stole my purple spider?'
'No, Beans. I don't think I was there for that.'
'No, Beans. I don't think I was there for that.'
by edeninoctober June 27, 2021
Is what Eden becomes after 38 straight hours of drinking anything alcoholic put in front of her. Usually occurring after a traumatic life altering event. Most likely involving and/or being caused by her 'trash man'; and the sick pleasure he gets out of using her, pushing her further than ever and seeing how long he can make her wait before she's completely broken and dead inside.
To achieve being a 'Litty Kitty' one must own 3 or more cats and must consume alcoholic beverages from a zombie hello kitty water bottle.
To achieve being a 'Litty Kitty' one must own 3 or more cats and must consume alcoholic beverages from a zombie hello kitty water bottle.
by edeninoctober December 12, 2018
by edeninoctober January 09, 2021
by edeninoctober April 09, 2021
When you start typing an email or text because you're upset; but lose steam somewhere along the way and realize you're rambling. Which you promise to stop... until you get upset and re-fueled again.
by edeninoctober April 08, 2021
Appropriate shoes for a 4-year-old to wear to the zoo. They have laces. Must cover your toes and are almost always pink in color. These are not sandals, work boots, rain boots or crocs.
by edeninoctober August 28, 2021