this'll 

The lazy man's way of writing 'this will'.... you dont know how long i thought that was an actaul word

this'll fuck you up man

this'll by That crazy guy down the road May 19, 2005

this'll 

Contraction of "this will"

Person 1: Dude, is this stuff from Amsterdam?
Person 2: Yeah, this'll ranch you up so hard you'll forget about 3/11

this'll by redcoochie September 15, 2019

this'll 

Contraction of "this will"

Person 1: Dude, did you get this stuff from Amsterdam?
Person 2: Yeah, this'll ranch you up so hard you'll forget about 311

this'll by redcoochie September 15, 2019

This We'll Defend 

The US Army motto, signifying their willingness to execute their duties as soldiers within the US Armed Forces; This refers to the US, the Constitution, and its constituents. We'll refers to the Army's collective ideal of teamwork within soldiers. Defend refers to the Army's main task - being to defend the United States from enemies, both foreign and domestic, as well as support and defend the Constitution.

NCOiC: "This we'll defend."
DS: "'Til the end."

This We'll Defend by Topranse January 14, 2021

I'm a vtuber and you'll regret this

A phrase that has been ironically quoted by many vtubers after a Twitter user posted screenshots of an alleged vtuber asking for free art saying "I'm a vtuber and you'll regret this" after the artist refused.

1: "can I have free art?"

2: "no"
1: "I'm a vtuber and you'll regret this"

I'm a vtuber and you'll regret this by whatthehword December 17, 2020

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The only real comeback to ya mum that isn't whining about how infantile your insulter is. We can only assume what is meant by 'this'.

Scenario 1-boring, slightly civilised

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: Now do we really have to resort to this childishness?
Gordon: Does ya mum have to resort to childishness?

Scenario 2- Childish, good

Tony: What are you doing tonight?
Gordon: ya mum!
Tony: keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum
Gordon: Yes, master.

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum by kung-fu jesus October 30, 2004

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum

The ONLY retort against a mom diss.

"If I wanted some cum back I'd get it off your mom's chin"

"Keep my mum out of this and I'll keep out of your mum!"


Note: Using this retort still means you're getting owned

keep my mum out of this and I'll keep this out of ya mum by ihumpmarinesforbreakfast July 12, 2005