assault weapon

A term created for the 1994 "Assault Weapons Ban," which banned firearms based on appearance, brand name, and features not related to firearm function. A proper definition of this word requires the entire 1994 act, so feel free to look it up.
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The term "assault weapon" has no industry or military definition. It was created to give a single name to all of the firearms politicians wanted to ban in 1994. Opponents of the 1994 ban refer to it more accurately as the "Semi-Auto" ban.
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fahrenheit 9/11

(n.) The title of a movie made by Michael Moore. The title is inspired by an older movie and book titled "Fahrenheit 451," about book censorship. The movie consists of real video clips with a narrative voice-over.

The subject of the movie is the presidency of George W Bush and the terrorist attacks in the United States on September 11th, 2001. The movie criticizes many aspects of Bush and his handling of the attack.

Critics of the movie complained that, though the movie uses real video clips, the presentation and editing of many clips is out of context and misleading. Moore and his fans praised the movie as an example of free speach and an exposition of facts.
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Ukulele

A small insturment with four string origianlly from hawaiil.
Ukuleles rock
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leroy brown

baddest man in the whole damn town
bad, bad leroy brown, baddest man in the whole damn town badder than a old king kong, meaner than a junkyard dog
by Ed January 29, 2008
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special sock

A sock one ejeculates into.
Also: magic sock
Larry's special sock stinks
by Ed November 12, 2003
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fuck off

I fucked off meeting Bob to stay in bed.
Had an exam earlier. Fucked it off.
by Ed May 06, 2004
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Texas Virgin

From reports that Texan school girls in an effort to preserve their vaginal virginity are instead indulging in anal sex; so many off shoots of definition that its effective indescribable.
these pants are as tight as a texas virgin.
by Ed February 19, 2004
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