ed's definitions

Cliffhanger

Feces that defy gravity and remain on your asshole when the majority falls into the bowel where it belongs. Not common, a cliffhanger will appear under the right circumstances (eating beans and watching Sylvester Stallone movies). Cliffhangers are similar to a stalactite in a cave.

Spotting a cliffhanger in the reflection of the toilet, I contract and expand my sphincter in an attempt to pinch it off. Once I realize those actions are futile, I take three sheets of tp, for 3x the protection, and un-mount the cliffhanger.

by Ed March 20, 2005

kaning

whens something is kaning it means it is absolutely quality and quantity at the same time. or in different context it could mean somethings hurting.

those tits are fucking kaning!
my leg is absolutely kaning!

by ed May 13, 2005

Muckled

Slang. Drunk or intoxicated.

I was so muckled I blacked-out last night.

by Ed March 26, 2005

Pummled

Slang. Drunk or intoxicated.

Let's get pummled tonight.

by Ed March 26, 2005

road head

the act of getting domed while DRIVING

CAUTION: !not for beginners!

I was getting road head and crashed into a telephone pole.

by ED May 13, 2005

Captain's club

Origin: LBI, NEW JERSEY
Definition: The act of getting head, dome, BJ, ETC. while in a boat. The boat does not have to be moving but it is more prestigous if it is.

Ed joined the Captain's CLub last summer.

by ED May 13, 2005

l.a. math test

A piece of Internet humor involving mathematical word problems set in an urban context, involving murder, drugs, and prostitution. Real teachers have gotten in trouble for giving this test to students, which they probably deserved due to their stupidity.

Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. If there are 27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the girls has Hector knocked up?

by Ed April 2, 2005