Captain's club

Origin: LBI, NEW JERSEY
Definition: The act of getting head, dome, BJ, ETC. while in a boat. The boat does not have to be moving but it is more prestigous if it is.

Ed joined the Captain's CLub last summer.

by ED May 13, 2005

shmeckle

teeny tiny tiny penis, dick

Phillip has a shmeckle

by ed January 27, 2005

N3HJK

Noun: A Ham Radio Operator. Lives in the washington DC area. Name Kevin. Can never have a simple conversation on 2meters Ham Radio. Always after only 2 minutes on the air he starts to screem words like Shit and Fuck. He starts to insult people And Drink and drink and drink more beer. All he talks about is how he gets crappy reception because he lives in an apartment and can't put an outside antenna up. You can find him just talking Shit on 145.490 or 146.835 in the Washington DC Area. once you hear him you never forget him.

Too Much shit he says to put in words.

by ED October 03, 2004

sista

a black woman who carries her self with high respect. usually brown to dark complexed women are seen as real "sistas"

"that beautfil sista has got it going on"

by ed June 09, 2003

japanoize

japanoize is a word used to catagorise any noize music made in japan

examples of japanoize are merzbow,massona,aidsadellic

by ed December 15, 2008

Ides of March

1. a band that plays great music such as Vehicle

2. the 15th of march, Julius Caesar died on that day

3. one month before tax day

1. I'm your vehicle baby I'll take you anywhere you want to go I'm your vehicle woman by now I'm sure your know That I love you Need you I want to got to have you child great god in heaven you know I love you

2. Et tu, Brute!

3. have you paid your taxes yet, tax day isnt that far away, only one month

by Ed July 20, 2008

l.a. math test

A piece of Internet humor involving mathematical word problems set in an urban context, involving murder, drugs, and prostitution. Real teachers have gotten in trouble for giving this test to students, which they probably deserved due to their stupidity.

Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. If there are 27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the girls has Hector knocked up?

by Ed April 02, 2005