kerry packered

Geez i'm kerry packered - i need a lie down
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humpty wangers

Slang for a mighty fine pair of breasts - of the larger variety
Take the weight off those humpty's

I do like fondling your humpty wangers
by ebuygum April 21, 2009
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just the billet

From memory - derived at Sedbergh School Cumbria

Where billet (french for ticket) simply replaces the word ticket in the well known "just the ticket" phrase

A statement of agreement!
(Ali) Adam has got 20 odd tinnies coming in this weekend - do you want some - quid a tin?

(Ian) cool, count me in - i'll take 4

(Ali) just the billet!
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whirly splat

An attack of the diarrhoea's SO bad that it looks like someone's arse has done a firehose rodeo down the loo.

Quite literally the onomatopaeic sound that would be assumed to go with the actual incident

Even worse when the whirly splat is discovered by the owner of the toilet and has had time to dry.
Toooommmmm, get you arse in here!!!

That's a right proper case of the whirly splats that is!!! here have a toilet brush
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shittata

Mixture of the words shit and frittata, the spanish omelette of the same name.

Usually exclaimed during the rush to the loo - where you know that the oncoming turd will well and truly fill the pan like an omelette
Ooh man, i'm gonna have to dash - need a shittata
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bertie

A derogaratory name for a homosexual/s usually linked to actors.

Reputed by John Sessions on an episode of QI to have come from a conversation he had with either Alec Guinness or Laurence Olivier?? with regards to a theatre company he had either worked with or was advising him (JS) to avoid.
(1) I've been offered the role of Hamlet at Sadlers wells

(2) Who with?

(1) the SDT

(2) oh they're an absolute fleet of bertie's
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urglesplurge

A word to describe a good male orgasm during sex
ooh here it comes ............ urglesplurge
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
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