Groinding

The act of grinding one's groins together during foreplay.
Hey babe, how about a little mutual groinding to get things going?
by ebuygum April 20, 2009
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urglesplurge

A word to describe a good male orgasm during sex
ooh here it comes ............ urglesplurge
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
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shittata

Mixture of the words shit and frittata, the spanish omelette of the same name.

Usually exclaimed during the rush to the loo - where you know that the oncoming turd will well and truly fill the pan like an omelette
Ooh man, i'm gonna have to dash - need a shittata
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
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cashminster

The name given to a stumbled upon very wealthy looking village, the kind where every other house has a thatched roof and helicopters in garages are two a penny.

The kind of place where you know everyone has axminster carpets.
Wow, looks like we stumbled into cashminster - nice gaff m'lord!
by ebuygum April 21, 2009
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hrumph

pronounced "herumf"

UK - One word way of expressing your dissatisfaction or annoyance with something


..this beer tastes like shit .. hrumph!!!

(1) Tax man's asking us for 200 quid

(2) hrumph!!
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uma

preceding exclamation made to show the pain on any part of the body that you have just hurt

a mix of ooh and my = uma
After walking into table side and hurting one's manhood = uma cock!!!
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
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bertie

A derogaratory name for a homosexual/s usually linked to actors.

Reputed by John Sessions on an episode of QI to have come from a conversation he had with either Alec Guinness or Laurence Olivier?? with regards to a theatre company he had either worked with or was advising him (JS) to avoid.
(1) I've been offered the role of Hamlet at Sadlers wells

(2) Who with?

(1) the SDT

(2) oh they're an absolute fleet of bertie's
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
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