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have a jessie

An instruction to "take a look" or have a crafty peek!

also known as a jessie deek - peek
(Bill) I hear Christine has a fine pair on her

(Shane) I'll make sure to have a Jessie next time i see her
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
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whirly splat

An attack of the diarrhoea's SO bad that it looks like someone's arse has done a firehose rodeo down the loo.

Quite literally the onomatopaeic sound that would be assumed to go with the actual incident

Even worse when the whirly splat is discovered by the owner of the toilet and has had time to dry.
Toooommmmm, get you arse in here!!!

That's a right proper case of the whirly splats that is!!! here have a toilet brush
by ebuygum April 24, 2009
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humpty wangers

Slang for a mighty fine pair of breasts - of the larger variety
Take the weight off those humpty's

I do like fondling your humpty wangers
by ebuygum April 21, 2009
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bertie

A derogaratory name for a homosexual/s usually linked to actors.

Reputed by John Sessions on an episode of QI to have come from a conversation he had with either Alec Guinness or Laurence Olivier?? with regards to a theatre company he had either worked with or was advising him (JS) to avoid.
(1) I've been offered the role of Hamlet at Sadlers wells

(2) Who with?

(1) the SDT

(2) oh they're an absolute fleet of bertie's
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
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urglesplurge

A word to describe a good male orgasm during sex
ooh here it comes ............ urglesplurge
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
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cashminster

The name given to a stumbled upon very wealthy looking village, the kind where every other house has a thatched roof and helicopters in garages are two a penny.

The kind of place where you know everyone has axminster carpets.
Wow, looks like we stumbled into cashminster - nice gaff m'lord!
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
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hrumph

pronounced "herumf"

UK - One word way of expressing your dissatisfaction or annoyance with something
..this beer tastes like shit .. hrumph!!!

(1) Tax man's asking us for 200 quid

(2) hrumph!!
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
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