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bertie

A derogaratory name for a homosexual/s usually linked to actors.

Reputed by John Sessions on an episode of QI to have come from a conversation he had with either Alec Guinness or Laurence Olivier?? with regards to a theatre company he had either worked with or was advising him (JS) to avoid.
(1) I've been offered the role of Hamlet at Sadlers wells

(2) Who with?

(1) the SDT

(2) oh they're an absolute fleet of bertie's
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
mugGet the bertiemug.

kerry packered

Geez i'm kerry packered - i need a lie down
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
mugGet the kerry packeredmug.

hiya

Taken from a "dave" person who used to say hiya to all and everyone in rather a shrill voice - the term then rolled round in that everyone would then say "hiya dave" to him mimicking his shrill voice

hiya or "hiya dave" then also came to be used to mark an act of outstanding stupidity or incompitence - followed by the sticking of the tongue in the lower lip (like in the spacker call)

Used in the similar vein as "der" would be used
1(Adam) Help i've just just got my rubber stuck up my nose

(Sean) hiya dave(nmmner) what you do that for?

2. hiya, you're such a retard!!
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
mugGet the hiyamug.

bill wobble dagger

Slang for William Shakespeare - shortening or amending all three parts of his name
bill = william
wobble = shake
dagger = spear(e)
(Clive) We're going to see the scottish play by wotsis face?

(Boris) you mean bill wobble dagger?

(Clive) eh!
by ebuygum April 21, 2009
mugGet the bill wobble daggermug.

hrumph

pronounced "herumf"

UK - One word way of expressing your dissatisfaction or annoyance with something
..this beer tastes like shit .. hrumph!!!

(1) Tax man's asking us for 200 quid

(2) hrumph!!
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
mugGet the hrumphmug.

humpty wangers

Slang for a mighty fine pair of breasts - of the larger variety
Take the weight off those humpty's

I do like fondling your humpty wangers
by ebuygum April 21, 2009
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cashminster

The name given to a stumbled upon very wealthy looking village, the kind where every other house has a thatched roof and helicopters in garages are two a penny.

The kind of place where you know everyone has axminster carpets.
Wow, looks like we stumbled into cashminster - nice gaff m'lord!
by ebuygum April 22, 2009
mugGet the cashminstermug.

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