Definitions by ebuygum

hiya 

Taken from a "dave" person who used to say hiya to all and everyone in rather a shrill voice - the term then rolled round in that everyone would then say "hiya dave" to him mimicking his shrill voice

hiya or "hiya dave" then also came to be used to mark an act of outstanding stupidity or incompitence - followed by the sticking of the tongue in the lower lip (like in the spacker call)

Used in the similar vein as "der" would be used

1(Adam) Help i've just just got my rubber stuck up my nose

(Sean) hiya dave(nmmner) what you do that for?

2. hiya, you're such a retard!!

hiya by ebuygum April 22, 2009

kerry packered 

Rhyming slang for Knackered

Probably from Yorkshire

Geez i'm kerry packered - i need a lie down

kerry packered by ebuygum April 22, 2009

hrumph 

pronounced "herumf"

UK - One word way of expressing your dissatisfaction or annoyance with something

..this beer tastes like shit .. hrumph!!!

(1) Tax man's asking us for 200 quid

(2) hrumph!!

hrumph by ebuygum April 22, 2009

urglesplurge 

A word to describe a good male orgasm during sex

ooh here it comes ............ urglesplurge

urglesplurge by ebuygum April 22, 2009

bill wobble dagger 

Slang for William Shakespeare - shortening or amending all three parts of his name
bill = william
wobble = shake
dagger = spear(e)

(Clive) We're going to see the scottish play by wotsis face?

(Boris) you mean bill wobble dagger?

(Clive) eh!

bill wobble dagger by ebuygum April 21, 2009

humpty wangers 

Slang for a mighty fine pair of breasts - of the larger variety

Take the weight off those humpty's

I do like fondling your humpty wangers

humpty wangers by ebuygum April 21, 2009

Groinding 

The act of grinding one's groins together during foreplay.

Hey babe, how about a little mutual groinding to get things going?

Groinding by ebuygum April 20, 2009