Pus Thrust

The act of viciously sodomizing a female that has profuse acne in and about the buttocks area. The massive thrusting motion ruptures the white tops of the zits, cause all the accumulated pus to spill out onto the butt cheeks and into the colon. Often used as a 'natural' lubricant to aid in the anal penetration.
The aftermath usually leaves a large and unsightly mess on both participants.
After Betty, the zit queen, had come out of the back room at Bill's party she was hesitant to sit down. We could all tell that Jimmy had give her quite a PUS THRUST earlier because he had a bunch of caked white goo on the front of his pants. What a sick fuck!
by e-rips December 30, 2003
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Hot Pint

A term describing a large pool of semen ejaculated onto or into a man or woman's body. The 'giver' expels a massive warm, creamy load somewhere on or in the 'receiver', leaving a sense of acomplishment to both people.
Jimmy left a 'Hot Pint" on Kristy's back after about 3 whole minutes of intense pounding of her Battered Cavern in the bathroom at that party last weekend.
by e-rips December 16, 2003
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Spunk Loaf

The result of someone who was freshly sodomized defacating in a bowl. Thus the fecal matter contains a mixture of feces and semen: A Spunk Loaf
Jimmy wanted to reward his homosexual lover with a nice treat after hours of steamy ass love. So, he laid a large SPUNK LOAF on the dinner table for him.
by e-rips September 23, 2003
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Grit Slit

The condition of a female vaginal cavity during a Sexual Transmitted Disease. Scabs form over the open sores in the cavity and produce a very rigid environment.
Men who venture into these tough tunnels often are met with much friction and a gritty, sandpaper-like feeling during intercourse. Often producing open woulds and sores on the head and shaft of the cock, but produce a kind of accomplishment on the part of the conquerer of this cheese-grater like trophy.
Ricky Milton was gonna get him his first hooker with his birthday money he got from his mom. When he finally got naked and inserted into his new birthday present he was greeted with a the GRIT SLIT from hell. Being the non-quitter he is, he was determined to ride Sandpaper Sally to the end. So he pumped and pumped until his bone exploded all over it. The next few weeks he spent pissing blood and peeling scabs.
by e-rips January 06, 2004
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Phallic Salad

The act of orally pleasing the male retcal area while simultaneously pleasing the man's throbbing penis head.
Usually performed while the shaft is flacid and bendable, then after full erection the 'meal' is concluded with a solo performance on the Rusty Trombone.
Earl was one to always cut corners. Even when he was out with his man-friend.
So, to cut the time of his homosexual date in half, he just had a nice PHALLIC SALAD to finish the dinner. Now, it was onto the movie part of the date...
by e-rips January 05, 2004
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Shot Knights

The Shot Knights are a group of dedicated individuals bent on the spread of fun, friends and drinking. With its sole existance comprised of defending the honor of drinking and spreading the word of alcohol, Shot Knights will conquer all evil by the mere act of taking a shot.
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Forged in the bars and living rooms of Houston, the Shot Knights shall march on in the name of drinking and just having a damn good time. Official members of the USBDT, the Shot Knights are here to represent their drinking bretheren in body and in spirit. Raise one and toast the Shot Knights...

Visit them: www.shotknights.com
The Shot Knights are here to drink and drink they shall. Watch out for those bottles of liquor, for they will be empty very soon...
by e-rips August 15, 2006
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Spooge Loogie

After a girl/guy give oral copulation to another person and ingests the output, then the person sneezes and out come a mixture of Man Ranch and phlegm. This creamy, salty mixture is known as a Spooge Loogie
Rhonda wanted to show Mike that she really loved him, so she decided to swallow his steamy load after a long session of fellatio. All of a sudden she had a huge urge to sneeze. "Achoooo!!". She snorted out a big wad along with her snot and made a nice bright green and white SPOOGE LOOGIE
by e-rips October 08, 2003
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