e-rips's definitions

Brown Brow

An accidental wiping of the eyebrow during a bowl movement.
Usually occurs when someone has to expell a Massive Shit and a lot of sweating occurs. During the wipe, a finger mildly brazes the turd being wiped. Then, the person wipes his/her eyebrow to clear the sweat of a job well done, leaving a smear of fecal matter on the eyebrow or forehead. Thus, a BROWN BROW...

Jimmy had to unload a big one earlier. He must have not looked in the mirror because he didn't notice the brown brow he came out of the shitter with

by e-rips September 23, 2003

Douche Noodle

The act of having intercourse with a woman who has just douched or is in the process of doucheing, but going limp before getting off. the guy usually still tries desperately to get off, but just ends up making a big mess.

Ralph needed to pork Carol so bad he couldn't wait until she finished doucheing. but he is such a chump he ended up with a douche noodle before he could finish.

by e-rips September 23, 2003

Man Ranch

a dressing made of human gland-ular secretion. Usually inticed to expellment by a person's sexual partner and then applies to various food items such as, but not limited to: Salads, vegetables, meat, poo, or eaten "on the rocks".

Jim gave his girlfriend a big load of MAN RANCH to go with that tossed salsd she was having. Where are the Ass Croutons? she wondered

by e-rips September 26, 2003

Clit Pickle

The term used to describe a very sour tasting, unpleasurable experience had by a person entering the genital area of an 'unwashed' woman. Usually after days or weeks of neglect the clitoris begins to become sour and tart tasting to the human tounge. Any attemt to place this object in one's mouth usually end up in a state of YUKKK!

After 2 hours of sweet talking, Rodney needed to orally satisfy Marcie before getting his carrot wet. So, without prior viewing, he went straight downtown, only to find out she had a ghastly clit pickle waiting for him. By then it was too late

by e-rips September 26, 2003

Load Cone

A party prank usually played in the South Eastern part of the US, but enjoyed world-wide. The prankster vigorously masterbated into a snow cone, mixing his Man Ranch into the ice and flavoring. Thus creating a LOAD CONE for his friend (or girlfriend) to enjoy without his (or her) knowledge.

Ronald beat off into Marcie's ice treat and gave her a nice warm LOAD CONE of his love for her to enjoy. Minutes later she proclaimed it was the best thing she's eaten in years...

by e-rips September 29, 2003

Knuckle Trumpet

A euphamism for masterbation. Similar to a Skin Flute.
the act of "rubbing one out". jacking off. stroking it. sowing your own seed

Barney was so lonely on Saturday night, he just sat alone in his living room and played a slow, slippery tune on his KNUCKLE TRUMPET

by e-rips October 8, 2003

Spooge Loogie

After a girl/guy give oral copulation to another person and ingests the output, then the person sneezes and out come a mixture of Man Ranch and phlegm. This creamy, salty mixture is known as a Spooge Loogie

Rhonda wanted to show Mike that she really loved him, so she decided to swallow his steamy load after a long session of fellatio. All of a sudden she had a huge urge to sneeze. "Achoooo!!". She snorted out a big wad along with her snot and made a nice bright green and white SPOOGE LOOGIE

by e-rips October 8, 2003