quarter life crisis

A person who has major concerns of not being an established person by their 25th birthday.

This may be a person who is both not in a stable relationship of stable job place. As a result, has deep regrets and temtations about their futures.

This is pressure due to others within their age range whom have managed success at an early age in comparison with the person having the crisis.

Jane was in a quarter life crisis because she was going on 26 and was not married, nor had a stable income to support a family.

by dwayne May 12, 2004

Bitchassniggitis

A disorder that is previlant in people with poor educational skills who are synonymous with arrest warrents.

Also deceptors or child support payments.

This disorder has no boundaries and effects all slack jawed, thimble brained people of all races and creeds.

The cure for bitchassnigitis is a medication called "Stompizaz"

"I ain't be got no weapon! I be got bitchassniggitis.

by Dwayne May 11, 2004

clear the snorkel

To masturbate

Same as...

Bash the bishop
Choke the chicken
Yank the plank
Clean the pipes
Grapple the gorilla
Pet the one eyed snake
Stroke the salami
Massage colin
Toss off
Shake hands with the milkman
Greet the old chap
tommy tank
Spank Off
Spank the Monkey
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc

I went to the club, but y mack was weak, I had to go home alone and clear the snorkel.

by Dwayne November 22, 2005

gastropheliac

A person who enjoys the smell of other peoples farts. A person who inhales or enjoys enhaling gastro-intestinal aromas.

See Gastrophelia

"Deep down inside, people like the smell of other people's farts"
---Eddie Murphy from 'Eddie Murphy: Deleious'

by dwayne May 11, 2004

doo-do

Fake doodoo, usually made of plastic, chocolate bars, or clay.

Made famous in the movvie, "Caddyshack".

Good for childish pranks and gags.

Ricky went to the 4 Bears Waterpark on April fools day, unknowing to the public, he had some brown clay doo-do in his trunks in the shape of a large turd as he approached the waterslide. A a dozen or so people in front of him slid down the slide, Ricky released to doo-do as it slid out of his shorts' pant leg and skidded down the waterslide to the people splashing in the pool below. Yelps and screams emerged as the patrons saw the doo-do. 4 Bears Waterpark was closed for the remainder of the day.

by dwayne May 12, 2004

daddy bag

The testicles. A place that holds semen.

I took a rock and hit my mom's boyfriend in his daddy bag

by dwayne May 13, 2004

Linder

Hatred and bigotry bundled into one large package. A highly bigotted or racist person.

Linders are known to:
- Hate "gay"
- Believe that all black people carry knives
- Screw you over regarding your taxes
- Proclaim that conversations in cities are only about "drugs and gay"
- Have a disdain for working
- Promote irrational behavior in every way, shape, and form
- Be anti-alcohol and preach about the sins of drinking before heading out to the local bar
- When returning from the above-mentioned bar, complain about lesbians at the bar who she claims work at a local strip club (how she knew where they worked is a mystery... or is it?)

I wish Jerry Falwell would stop being such a Linder.

by Dwayne March 02, 2005