dw8177's definitions

starwanker

Anyone who is suspected of fapping to the concept of a robot or space alien coming on to a human or vice-versa in a science fiction movie, anime, or series - no matter how little is seen in it. Their obsession in this fantasy is so deep that they hold little to no attraction to woman in the real world even those that attempt to make advances on them.

"Do you think Richard has that latest Anime, "Crystal Heart" about the robot girl making out with its creator ?"
"You know it. He's such a starwanker."

by dw8177 June 20, 2017

muckover

This is a play on two words. "Muck" and "Makeover." A makeover where everything is slathered on in a great rush.

Basically it is a makeover, but done in such a tremendous hurry or with little regard to finesse because of limited time where the one being made over may not be at all appealing to most, but is just fine for someone desperate for a date or will take anyone of the opposite sex as they are.

"Janice, Horchester is going to be here in an hour for the dance !"
"Oh my god, I look awful, what will I do ?"
"Don't worry, we'll give you a muckover. You'll be fine."

by dw8177 May 23, 2018

cloud jockey

"Cloud Jockey" is someone who basically has their head in the clouds so often that they are considered experts and veterans of the territory. The term was spoken in, "Return Of The Killer Tomatoes" when referring to the cute and curvy air-headed girl that was made from a genetically altered tomato by the evil scientist, "Dr. Gangrene."

"I'm telling you, she's a real cloud jockey."

by dw8177 May 4, 2018

cammer

Anyone who is skilled in using a videocamera or regular camera to professionally record an event. Whether it's for a party, a legal function, or just life in general. It's basically short for, "Camera person."

"Are you going to make it to Beth's birthday party ?"
"I sure am. I'm bringing Roger too. He's the best cammer."

by dw8177 August 17, 2021

community dolphin

A Community Dolphin is someone that will do anything (well almost anything) for a prize, usually cash, including performing tricks, badly dancing, pranking others, or generally making themselves look like an ass for the money.

"It's boring here. Let's go find Nate. He's now the Community Dolphin of Laderville."

by dw8177 May 22, 2016

jackery

Essentially "jackass" but used in the context for the results left behind of the way someone acts.

This can involve vandalism, pranks, or just generally being an idiot or incompetent to the point of really messing up things around them. Can also mean when someone else gets falsely accused for their inability or ineptitude.

There are always consequences involved and some degree of punishment for these acts as there is always a clear trail of destruction left behind.

"Scott went on a drinking binge last night."

"I know ! You should've seen the jackery he made back at work the next day."

by dw8177 May 23, 2017

armying

A term used in, "The Warriors" movie from 1979 where a gang goes from one district to another, usually having to fight any of the other gangs they may come across for stepping into their protected territory.

Orphan Gang leader: "Maybe you oughta show me your invitation ?"
Warrior Member: "How do you figure ?"
Orphan Gang leader: "Well, you come armying down here, invading our territory."

by dw8177 October 4, 2021