Definitions by dw8177

trumpire 

This is a play on the word, "umpire." And like in a ball game, they call all the shots.

In this case, it refers to someone who has been suckered in by the slick talks and promises President Trump has made and backs and supports his ideas to the point they basically won't shut up about all the good he is presumably going to do - and they preach this to those who did NOT vote for him - clearly ostracizing those around them.

"Did you see the last weekly presidential address ? Trump said he's going to repeal Obamacare and provide his own health care coverage for us ! Isn't that awesome ?"

"Stop being a trumpire. The man is evil and he's going to run this country into the ground."

trumpire by dw8177 March 8, 2017

mommynatrix 

A Mommynatrix is just as it sounds. It's a dominating woman that treats adult men and women lovers as their own little children, and does so in a sexually humiliating way, usually involving pain and embarrassment.

"Wow. Cathy has really become a Mommynatrix since she married Greg. He tells me how she treats him and it's crazy to say the least."

mommynatrix by dw8177 February 19, 2017

floorcake 

Cake or a cupcake that has been on the floor for some time. Someone must really have the sweets bad to pick it up and start eating it - but they do !

"Jeremy, your place is a mess. Wait, is that floorcake ! First dibs !"
"Look, Delancey. They're serving floorcakes." (as spoken by Portia in, "Barbie Princess Charm School.")

floorcake by dw8177 January 22, 2017

cadaviar 

Cadaviar is just another name for potted or canned meat like meat pâté or deviled ham.
It is a play on words of cadaver (dead body or corpse) and caviar (salt cured fish eggs).

I went to the store to buy some cadaviar for the party.

cadaviar by dw8177 January 16, 2017

gleeps 

An expletive similar to wow or ouch, in this case it refers to feeling faint because of a famous and highly admired person being in their presence.

"Gleeps, it's Batman !"
(as spoken in the pilot episode, "Hi Diddle Riddle" from the 1966 series Batman).

gleeps by dw8177 December 14, 2016

wank room 

Wank Room. A sometimes secret place where a man (or woman) can masturbate in comfort and privacy.

Have you seen Jeffrey recently ?

No, I'll bet he's in his wank room, back of his closet with his porn clippings.

wank room by dw8177 November 27, 2016

NOYL 

Abbreviation in chat for Not On Your Life.

You would think that I cared about her ? NOYL ! She is such a drama queen and drags anyone down under that gets next to her.

NOYL by dw8177 September 9, 2016